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#21
RE: So, you found out your gay child just got married...
(July 20, 2011 at 10:53 pm)Shell B Wrote:
(July 20, 2011 at 10:52 pm)thesummerqueen Wrote: I should have stated "Except for Shell." It's been a bad night. Now I hate men as well.

I'm sorry, Summer. I hope you start to love those penis slingers again sometimes soon. Smile

You make it seem like slinging dicks around is something to be ashamed of...
Quote:"An individual has not started living until he can rise above the narrow confines of his individualistic concerns to the broader concerns of all humanity. "
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#22
RE: So, you found out your gay child just got married...


(July 20, 2011 at 10:54 pm)HeyItsZeus Wrote:
Shell Wrote:I'm sorry, Summer. I hope you start to love those penis slingers again sometimes soon. Smile

You make it seem like slinging dicks around is something to be ashamed of...

My intention was to remind her that there is at least one reason to love them. Big Grin
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#23
RE: So, you found out your gay child just got married...
(July 20, 2011 at 11:00 pm)Shell B Wrote:
(July 20, 2011 at 10:54 pm)HeyItsZeus Wrote:
Shell Wrote:I'm sorry, Summer. I hope you start to love those penis slingers again sometimes soon. Smile

You make it seem like slinging dicks around is something to be ashamed of...

My intention was to remind her that there is at least one reason to love them. Big Grin

But we can be loving, kind, gentile... we can help you to make your dreams come true... you just need to find the right guy. Big Grin
Quote:"An individual has not started living until he can rise above the narrow confines of his individualistic concerns to the broader concerns of all humanity. "
Martin Luther King, Jr.
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#24
RE: So, you found out your gay child just got married...
As nice as his is, crying so much I'm now ready to throw up is tipping the scales out of favor.
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#25
RE: So, you found out your gay child just got married...
(July 20, 2011 at 11:01 pm)thesummerqueen Wrote: As nice as his is, crying so much I'm now ready to throw up is tipping the scales out of favor.

Ugh, relationships certainly help us lose our minds, don't they? Walking away from them is no fun, either, so I won't suggest it. I will just say throw up and get it over with.
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#26
RE: So, you found out your gay child just got married...
(July 20, 2011 at 11:01 pm)thesummerqueen Wrote: As nice as his is, crying so much I'm now ready to throw up is tipping the scales out of favor.

Listen to some comfort music and eat ice-cream, it will help you in the short term. Wink
Quote:"An individual has not started living until he can rise above the narrow confines of his individualistic concerns to the broader concerns of all humanity. "
Martin Luther King, Jr.
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#27
RE: So, you found out your gay child just got married...
(July 20, 2011 at 10:54 pm)HeyItsZeus Wrote: But we can be loving, kind, gentile... we can help you to make your dreams come true... you just need to find the right guy. Big Grin

Nah, I think I am too crazy for the "right guy." Besides, I attract pricks. It's a proven fact. If another drummer, motorcyclist veteran with tattoos hits on me, I'm going to punch him in the face. I don't have anything against those singly, but together they are a recipe for bitter divorce.
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#28
RE: So, you found out your gay child just got married...
(July 20, 2011 at 11:07 pm)Shell B Wrote:
(July 20, 2011 at 10:54 pm)HeyItsZeus Wrote: But we can be loving, kind, gentile... we can help you to make your dreams come true... you just need to find the right guy. Big Grin

Nah, I think I am too crazy for the "right guy." Besides, I attract pricks. It's a proven fact. If another drummer, motorcyclist veteran with tattoos hits on me, I'm going to punch him in the face. I don't have anything against those singly, but together they are a recipe for bitter divorce.

So maybe you need to go looking for a guy that's right for you instead of letting men search you out. Take the reigns on your relationships.
Quote:"An individual has not started living until he can rise above the narrow confines of his individualistic concerns to the broader concerns of all humanity. "
Martin Luther King, Jr.
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#29
RE: So, you found out your gay child just got married...
(July 20, 2011 at 11:08 pm)HeyItsZeus Wrote: So maybe you need to go looking for a guy that's right for you instead of letting men search you out. Take the reigns on your relationships.

Fuck that. I'm not looking for the "guy that's right" for me. I'm not going to spend my days like some loney spinster lady looking for Prince Charming. I'm just doing my thing and if a penis slinger that can spell and smells okay comes along, what the hell? Devil
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#30
RE: So, you found out your gay child just got married...
Quote:if a penis slinger that can spell and smells okay comes along,


Sheesh...you're setting the bar kind of high there, Shel.

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