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Love lines, penis slingers and pleasurable lower facehuggers
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RE: So, you found out your gay child just got married...
July 21, 2011 at 2:22 am
(July 21, 2011 at 2:05 am)Shell B Wrote: I didn't split it. Syn did, though I should have.

Weird... I didn't see his name browsing the thread, but I did see yours. Hence my conclusion. Evidently something weird is going on. I blame the ocean aliens.
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RE: So, you found out your gay child just got married...
July 21, 2011 at 8:23 am
(July 21, 2011 at 12:28 am)Shell B Wrote:
(July 21, 2011 at 12:25 am)HeyItsZeus Wrote: But that's not what it's about. When a guy wants to pleasure a woman it makes him feel good to make the woman feel good. He's not in it for himself, or at least I don't think most guys are.

No one is going to believe that twaddle. Yes, most guys are in it for themselves, which is perfectly fine because most women are as well.

Different people get off on different things. I'm like HIZ; It's the pleasure of the partner that defines "good sex" for me. This isn't completely altruistic or selfless. There's a rush of pride you feel in rocking someone else's world.
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RE: Love lines, penis slingers and pleasurable lower facehuggers
July 21, 2011 at 9:48 am
Thread split? Okay fine! Be that way. And yes, I get off on pleasuring my girl. Tongue
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RE: Love lines, penis slingers and pleasurable lower facehuggers
July 21, 2011 at 10:22 am
Wait, women have orgasms, hell, if I'd known that I would've put forth a little effort all these years.
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RE: Love lines, penis slingers and pleasurable lower facehuggers
July 21, 2011 at 11:43 am
(July 21, 2011 at 10:22 am)Rhythm Wrote: Wait, women have orgasms, hell, if I'd known that I would've put forth a little effort all these years.

Sometimes they have 3 in one night. Wink
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RE: Love lines, penis slingers and pleasurable lower facehuggers
July 21, 2011 at 11:46 am
Guy: Why don't you tell me when you have an orgasm?


Girl: Because you're never there.
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RE: Love lines, penis slingers and pleasurable lower facehuggers
July 21, 2011 at 4:11 pm (This post was last modified: July 21, 2011 at 4:12 pm by Violet.)
Random demotivationals, la de da...


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RE: So, you found out your gay child just got married...
July 22, 2011 at 2:41 pm
(July 20, 2011 at 11:15 pm)HeyItsZeus Wrote: Trust me. You'll be happy in a meaningful relationship. Nothing makes your life more meaningful than hearing someone tell you they love you. Not "Let's fuck."

But sometimes hearing 'lets fuck' is nice, if memory serves.



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RE: So, you found out your gay child just got married...
July 22, 2011 at 2:43 pm
(July 22, 2011 at 2:41 pm)downbeatplumb Wrote:
(July 20, 2011 at 11:15 pm)HeyItsZeus Wrote: Trust me. You'll be happy in a meaningful relationship. Nothing makes your life more meaningful than hearing someone tell you they love you. Not "Let's fuck."

But sometimes hearing 'lets fuck' is nice, if memory serves.

Not if the person who says it doesn't care about you. Tongue
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RE: So, you found out your gay child just got married...
July 22, 2011 at 2:45 pm
(July 22, 2011 at 2:43 pm)HeyItsZeus Wrote:
(July 22, 2011 at 2:41 pm)downbeatplumb Wrote: But sometimes hearing 'lets fuck' is nice, if memory serves.

Not if the person who says it doesn't care about you. Tongue

Actually... that's one of the best ways. Then things are certain and simple Smile
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