RE: Rubbish jokes?
March 8, 2009 at 5:59 pm
(This post was last modified: March 8, 2009 at 6:08 pm by Kyuuketsuki.)
Quote:Blonde Joke
A guy is having a drink in a very dark bar. He leans over to the big woman next to him and says: "Do you want to hear a funny blonde joke?" The big woman replies: "Well, before you tell me that joke, you should know something. I'm blonde, six feet tall, 210 pounds, and I'm a professional athlete and bodybuilder. Also, the blonde woman sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 220 pounds and is an ex-professional wrestler. And next to her is a blonde who is 6'5", weighs 245 pounds, and she is a current professional kickboxer. Now, do you still want to tell me that blonde joke?"
The guy thinks about it a second and says: "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it three times."
Kyu
OK, this one I really like even though it is absolutely politically incorrect
Quote:Teletubby Personality Test
The following test was developed by a combination of top U.S. and European psychologists. The results are extremely accurate in describing your personality with one simple question.
Which is your favourite Teletubby:
A. Yellow
B. Purple
C. Green
D. Red
1.1 DECIDE BEFORE SCROLLING DOWN
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1.2 Profile for women...
A. If you chose the Yellow Teletubby. You are bubbly and cheerful. People come to you when troubled because you always make them feel better about themselves. You are apt to clash with Red Teletubby people.
B. If you chose the Purple Teletubby. You are active and erratic. You have many ideas and set high standards for yourselves and others. Stay away from Green Teletubby people, they tend to bring you down.
C. If you chose the Green Teletubby. You are calm and reliable. Family plays a major role in your life and you often sacrifice your needs to please others. Yellow Teletubby people are a good match for you.
D. If you chose the Red Teletubby. You are bold and emotional. You are fierce in your opinions and quick to anger, but stick by your friends through thick and thin. Purple and Red Teletubby people are an explosive combination.
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1.3 Profile for men.............
A. If you chose the Yellow Teletubby. You are gay.
B. If you chose the Purple Teletubby. You are gay
C. If you chose the Green Teletubby. You are gay.
D. If you chose the Red Teletubby. You are gay.
Apologies to any gays here, it's actually the stupid twist at the end I like
Kyu
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