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George Carlin - Religion Is Bullshit
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Judas BentHer
Weird and enjoying every minute  Religious Views: Where are we going & why am I in this hand basket? RE: George Carlin - Religion Is Bullshit
August 4, 2011 at 8:34 pm
(This post was last modified: August 4, 2011 at 8:36 pm by Judas BentHer.)
Yes, well that's probably an easy thing to do since Fundy's think Jews are going to hell because they don't accept JC as the Messiah.
Of course, that Jews don't believe in Hell has nothing to do with their righteous elitist condemnation, nor the smug satisfaction that follows in thinking everyone, whether they believe in Christians Hell or not, is bound for that fiery certainty if they don't accept that the Fundy Christian is the only one on earth who has the exclusive on the invisible man scenario. Meanwhile, 144,000 names allowed admission into a members only Heaven, else all non-member Christians shall go to Hell, certainly never enters into the discussion. That's because it's easy to be smug, when they can't see the writing isn't on the page. Now, there are some Fundy's that that like to think that just isn't true and it's all lies. I like to think of their surprise at the reunion. 
"In life you can never be too kind or too fair; everyone you meet is carrying a heavy load. When you go through your day expressing kindness and courtesy to all you meet, you leave behind a feeling of warmth and good cheer, and you help alleviate the burdens everyone is struggling with."
Brian Tracy  Quote:Fundy's think Jews are going to hell because they don't accept JC as the Messiah. They still blame them for nailing up their godboy. RE: George Carlin - Religion Is Bullshit
August 4, 2011 at 8:41 pm
(This post was last modified: August 4, 2011 at 8:41 pm by The Grand Nudger.)
Well, admittedly, most of the people who would become the first christian "nations" already hated the jews. Not the jews exclusively, but as a package deal.
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Judas BentHer
Weird and enjoying every minute Religious Views: Where are we going & why am I in this hand basket? RE: George Carlin - Religion Is Bullshit
August 4, 2011 at 8:52 pm
(This post was last modified: August 4, 2011 at 8:53 pm by Judas BentHer.)
(August 4, 2011 at 8:38 pm)Minimalist Wrote:That's why they hate them. Jesus was nailed because the Jews claimed he was a blasphemer and not their Messiah, returned as promised. It's all part of what the Fundy believes will send them straight to hell, but the hate derives from the Jews asking he be executed. What the Fundy forgets however is that JC couldn't have been crucified without Rome executing the sentence legally.Else the Jews who did it of their own accord, would have been executed by Rome for murder.Quote:Fundy's think Jews are going to hell because they don't accept JC as the Messiah. "In life you can never be too kind or too fair; everyone you meet is carrying a heavy load. When you go through your day expressing kindness and courtesy to all you meet, you leave behind a feeling of warmth and good cheer, and you help alleviate the burdens everyone is struggling with."
Brian Tracy
Yeah, Judas, but remember this:
Quote:Where would Christianity be if Jesus got eight to fifteen years, with time off for good behavior?  (August 4, 2011 at 9:54 pm)Minimalist Wrote: Yeah, Judas, but remember this: I guess the time he came into was just right so as to have him executed.
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August 4, 2011 at 10:56 pm
(This post was last modified: August 4, 2011 at 11:03 pm by The Grand Nudger.)
(August 4, 2011 at 10:07 pm)C Rod Wrote: I guess the time he came into was just right so as to have him executed. Except that he didn't. Makes a good story though doesn't it. Hey min, I found this wiki page..lol, click on the "other contemporary sources". Actually the whole wiki page is great. About halfway down it actually says " Early Christians are considered unlikely to have invented Jesus' crucifixion because it would have embarrassed them." That's quite the sound argument. lol http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crucifixion_of_Jesus Proof forever that wiki isn't a part of some left wing conspiracy to destroy religion. Fundys can write Wiki's too!
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
Judas BentHer
Weird and enjoying every minute Religious Views: Where are we going & why am I in this hand basket? (August 4, 2011 at 10:07 pm)C Rod Wrote:Sure did. His arrival proved not only is god a Sadist but a Masochist too.(August 4, 2011 at 9:54 pm)Minimalist Wrote: Yeah, Judas, but remember this: Whereas if he was compassionate as god, he wouldn't have had to come at all. Because there would be no sin in the world, no way his first born's made in the image and likeness of daddy, could have been made faulty by pop's choice and then been judged worthy of suffering an infinite punishment as sinner, for a finite mistake as one created ignorant. All by god's will, of course. "In life you can never be too kind or too fair; everyone you meet is carrying a heavy load. When you go through your day expressing kindness and courtesy to all you meet, you leave behind a feeling of warmth and good cheer, and you help alleviate the burdens everyone is struggling with."
Brian Tracy Quote:it would have embarrassed them. Oh, yeah...the criteria of embarrassment bullshit. Also used for the "why would the Jews have invented a history in which they were SLAVES" routine. It's good enough to fool most of the shitwits I guess. |
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