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This Is What Xtian Insanity Looks Like
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This Is What Xtian Insanity Looks Like
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FAM8ILWgY...r_embedded\

80 foot demons, cursed paper pumpkins.

Post crazy Christian vidz here!
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RE: This Is What Xtian Insanity Looks Like
Started with a Philip K Dick quote so how bad could it be...........HOLY FUCKING CHRIST!

Apo, assuming she's being sincere, what say you? Delusional or no?
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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RE: This Is What Xtian Insanity Looks Like
I'm on the "she's consciously her ass off" side of the fence, personally.
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soooo, if I carve an image of the baby Jesus into a pumpkin then I can celebrate Halloween? But I can't dress up because I don't want to fool the demons.

The guy in the end of the video says he lives by sowing his seed and then reaping. Does this mean he father's a lot of children to reap the welfare benefits?

Wonderful video thanks for posting.
I have studied the Bible and the theology behind Christianity for many years. I have been to many churches. I have walked the depth and the breadth of the religion and, as a result of this, I have a lot of bullshit to scrape off the bottom of my shoes. ~Ziploc Surprise

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RE: This Is What Xtian Insanity Looks Like

(November 11, 2011 at 6:38 pm)Rhythm Wrote: Apo, assuming she's being sincere, what say you? Delusional or no?
In any other context, people ranting on about their fear of such things as 80 ft demons being both hate-filled and empty (contradiction), being unable to figure out how to get into a car, and talk of breeding babies for sacrifice after they just said that "they" hate babies, would be labeled "bat Sh*t crazy". Put it on a Christian TV show, and it's serious. Religiosity, and raving paranoid things about demons and people trying to "get" you (or someone), is a classic symptom of schizophrenic or bipolar psychosis, especially when accompanied by tales of 80' demons materializing!

So, why aren't these things used to involuntarily psychiatrize someone on a Christian TV show, like this, when they are against the average "Joe Schmoe" who says the same things?

Quite simply, this is an act. The reason for it came out early when the woman said how she lost her home because she was "embezzled" at 2:11 It seems that she's trying to get donations, perhaps sell books, charge for personal appearances and talks. Most people who are foreclosed upon just pull themselves up by whatever means they can, with help from family and friends, and get on with life.

If anyone really thought it was anything other than an act, she would be forced into psychiatric evaluation.
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RE: This Is What Xtian Insanity Looks Like
I had a good laugh with that one Aleialora. Insane ... but VERY funny.

Here's another wack job. This guy is either lying through his teeth because he likes the notoriety or he is out of his fucking mind.

Enjoy.



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(November 11, 2011 at 9:18 pm)Ziploc Surprise Wrote: soooo, if I carve an image of the baby Jesus into a pumpkin then I can celebrate Halloween? But I can't dress up because I don't want to fool the demons.

The guy in the end of the video says he lives by sowing his seed and then reaping. Does this mean he father's a lot of children to reap the welfare benefits?


More like he is an evangelist, evangelists often talk about their work as sowing and reaping seeds.

The video posted above is proof of the consequences of people shoving bibles so far up their a***, it affects how they think.

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RE: This Is What Xtian Insanity Looks Like
Hell yeah, that was a good one, Cin.

That guy was nuttier than a squirrel turd! So... the not saved will spend eternity as a slave to whatever was their vice in life, and god french kisses the saved, then opens double doors on his chest and sucks them in. Ha! Classic! I bet there's an alternate reality in there that's something like a factory. God is a brilliant alien billionaire who created earth and people to be slaves to him, but he only captures and enslaves the obedient dronetards, and the shit biscuits like us get to party hardy forever!

I'm going to be a slave to weed! What are ya'll bringing to the party?

(November 12, 2011 at 3:36 am)Justtristo Wrote:
(November 11, 2011 at 9:18 pm)Ziploc Surprise Wrote: soooo, if I carve an image of the baby Jesus into a pumpkin then I can celebrate Halloween? But I can't dress up because I don't want to fool the demons.

The guy in the end of the video says he lives by sowing his seed and then reaping. Does this mean he father's a lot of children to reap the welfare benefits?


More like he is an evangelist, evangelists often talk about their work as sowing and reaping seeds.

The video posted above is proof of the consequences of people shoving bibles so far up their a***, it affects how they think.

I didn't hear any thinking at all.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2STDH14aJVk
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RE: This Is What Xtian Insanity Looks Like
(November 12, 2011 at 4:23 am)aleialoura Wrote: Hell yeah, that was a good one, Cin.

That guy was nuttier than a squirrel turd! So... the not saved will spend eternity as a slave to whatever was their vice in life,
I'm going to be a slave to weed! What are ya'll bringing to the party?

A slave to motorbikes for the rest of eternity.....hmmm.

Certainly beats the alternative, being a slave to a petulant, homicidal, misogynistic sadist of a angry desert deity.

A question if I may(maybe the theists can answer this)

It has been stated frequently on this forum that god chooses not to reveal himself to humanity because that will compromise our freewill.

So when he speaks to these people(as they claim he has) hasn't he compromised their freewill and thusly broken his own rule?
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hmmm Good question Zen...waits Snacks
"The Universe is run by the complex interweaving of three elements: energy, matter, and enlightened self-interest." G'Kar-B5
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