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Map of a Woman's Heart
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RE: Map of a Woman's Heart
November 15, 2011 at 6:09 pm
The region of holiness is between the legs.
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RE: Map of a Woman's Heart
November 15, 2011 at 6:59 pm
Witty.
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RE: Map of a Woman's Heart
November 15, 2011 at 7:13 pm
Well the brain maps.
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RE: Map of a Woman's Heart
November 16, 2011 at 11:31 am
The only place I could live in there is between fickleness and selfishness and vanity and the middle regions of sentimentality. My heart's filled with one hell of a lot more than love... little of it 'good'. So this map isn't accurate at all for me. Undecided

I notice in particular an absence of depression, anger, hurt, resentment, irritation, fury, recklessness, determination, stubbornness, intensity, erraticness, bitterness, spite, eccentricity, psychosis, sadness, manipulativeness, and hate. Sure, it has shit like hope and enthusiasm... but a heart is not filled only by such light substances, nor is it affected only by such substances.
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Where the dear and the strangers can play
Where sometimes is heard a discouraging word
But the skies are not stormy all day
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RE: Map of a Woman's Heart
November 16, 2011 at 11:52 am
(November 15, 2011 at 4:42 pm)thesummerqueen Wrote: Jewelry inlet resides somewhere in the north-east.

sorry I should've clarified.

I meant to say that the Land of Jewelry should cover at LEAST %50 of that heart. Every woman I've EVER known can be bought with a shiny fucking stone. Even the ones that say, "Not me" with self-righteous indignation will always do a complete U turn if you drop a few karats in their lap.

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It's really the only thing I find disgusting about women. Love of inanimate objects (especially shiny stones). Soooo stupid.
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RE: Map of a Woman's Heart
November 16, 2011 at 12:43 pm
(November 15, 2011 at 6:04 pm)Rev. Rye Wrote: Why a woman needs hundreds of pairs of shoes, I will never know.

One for each outfit?Dunno I just buy black shoes whenever I need a new pair. Black just goes with everything.

As for the "love of shiny stones", us women all have ADD. It's true. You can basically win us over with anything that looks pretty.

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RE: Map of a Woman's Heart
November 16, 2011 at 1:00 pm
Looking at this map, I kind of thought it runs the risk of catching on fire.
Reminds me of this for some odd reason...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SLg8tZkW71k

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(November 15, 2011 at 4:17 pm)thesummerqueen Wrote: We were discussing maps in the e-mail-listing-that-must-not-be-named.

John passed this one along: http://xkcd.com/977/

and then he sent this one as well:

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RE: Map of a Woman's Heart
November 19, 2011 at 10:05 pm
True story, Cin: my ex asked me one year what I wanted for my birthday. He had just gotten a "real job" and was feeling flush. I told him I wanted new wheels for my Jeep. Black ones, to match her paint. He tried to suggest jewelry. I was adamant. The wheel set cost $100 on sale. He later bought me jewelry for twice and three and four times that amount, but I never got as much satisfaction out of those baubles as I did my Black Bonny.

I just sold one of the jewelry sets he gave me today because it was gaudy, gold, and the sapphires were huge. Might as well get rid of it and make a little money off it, since I'm sort of in need. I'm more into pearls and rubies and silver anyway, and come to all that I'd rather you buy me seeds or a rosebush or a plant of some sort.

I'm a fairly easy lover to get along with.

Oh, btw, 'gifts' don't make me forget it if you've been a dick to me. Well, the gardening stuff might mollify me, but we're going to hash that shit out one way or another.

As for shoes, I enjoy them, but not to the point that I need a hundred pairs. Just enough to mix and match outfits, and a few for special wear. Some guys like a good shoe. Me, I just like feeling taller in a good pair of heels.

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RE: Map of a Woman's Heart
November 19, 2011 at 10:07 pm
The whole thing is pretty stupid, IMO.

(November 16, 2011 at 11:52 am)Cinjin Wrote: I meant to say that the Land of Jewelry should cover at LEAST %50 of that heart. Every woman I've EVER known can be bought with a shiny fucking stone. Even the ones that say, "Not me" with self-righteous indignation will always do a complete U turn if you drop a few karats in their lap.

Undecided

It's really the only thing I find disgusting about women. Love of inanimate objects (especially shiny stones). Soooo stupid.

Yeah...because it's not like men aren't just as obsessed with material objects. Oh wait...

Like you, I don't get the jewelry obsession. Women have been conditioned to like it and don't even think about why they like or if they actually like it. If a man presented me with expensive jewelry, I'd thank him and ask him to take it back. The money could be spent on a vacation or something for both of us. On the other hand, I'd never turn down these:

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SO PRETTY!
That will never hold up in court...
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RE: Map of a Woman's Heart
November 19, 2011 at 10:11 pm
I noticed an absence of lust on that map, or was that lost in a des(s)ert somewhere?
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