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Rapture September 2015
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There's a nice juicy fruit bowl just waiting here for you, Losty m'dear.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
Not much, no. It's like saying that the new Pot Noodle recipe tastes like a slightly different flavour of shit to the old one.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
 (September 24, 2015 at 1:09 pm)JesusHChrist Wrote:(September 24, 2015 at 9:54 am)Huggy74 Wrote: man was no longer what God had originally made them, they were hybrids. If you think Eve literally ate fruit, you are way off. Eve commited adultey with the serpent who was NOT a snake, he was cursed and became a snake for what he had done. Not if I can help it. Unfortunately, I think my wife is wise to this curse thing, and I don't get to remind her of her perfidy as often as I feel compelled to do by Yahweh. She claims she just got tired of me tearfully crying out, "And that's for bringing us all low, you sick rib woman. Ah, God, the fruit! The fruit!" during sex. But I think she's just being willfully evil. Typical woman. 
I feel like my whole life is a lie
 (September 24, 2015 at 1:13 pm)Losty Wrote: So Eve committed adultery? How did I never know this?? Why was I never taught this? Well, duh! Bible is full of sexual innuendo like that. When the authors wrote "snake" they meant - "trouser snake", except trousers weren't invented yet. Another interesting "fact" - when bible talks about how Mary had a vision of god, who impregnated her, it means to say, that she was raped by Bill Cosby...
"The fact that a believer is happier than a skeptic is no more to the point than the fact that a drunken man is happier than a sober one." - George Bernard Shaw
(September 24, 2015 at 2:23 pm)Homeless Nutter Wrote:(September 24, 2015 at 1:13 pm)Losty Wrote: So Eve committed adultery? How did I never know this?? Why was I never taught this? Even though Bill Cosby wasn't invented yet 
(September 24, 2015 at 2:30 pm)Losty Wrote: Even though Bill Cosby wasn't invented yet Oh, dear child - Bill Cosby is as old as time itself. 
"The fact that a believer is happier than a skeptic is no more to the point than the fact that a drunken man is happier than a sober one." - George Bernard Shaw
Indeed...we have evidence.
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