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#61
RE: Kids
September 25, 2015 at 3:01 pm
Bandsaw, Tablesaw, lathe.

Give me the wood and I'll make you one.
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RE: Kids
September 25, 2015 at 3:07 pm
(September 25, 2015 at 2:49 pm)Crossless1 Wrote:
(September 25, 2015 at 12:07 pm)lkingpinl Wrote: I want one that will fit me!!

This reminds me of a guy I worked with years ago who would frequently have me over after work for a bit of a smoke-out. He'd often complain about not having a girlfriend or getting laid and would ask crazy shit like, "What is it with women? What's wrong with me?"

I would bite my tongue, stare at his large replica of the U.S.S. Enterprise hanging from his living room ceiling, and say, "I don't know, man. Maybe you should just get out more. You know, mingle."

Bah! Humbug.

I found me a scifi geek girl. She even cosplays! (Though much to my chagrin, she refuses to let me photograph her doing it, let alone share it with others). She prefers Dr. Who and Star Trek over Star Wars... but hey, nobody's perfect.
A Christian told me: if you were saved you cant lose your salvation. you're sealed with the Holy Ghost
I replied: Can I refuse? Because I find the entire concept of vicarious blood sacrifice atonement to be morally abhorrent, the concept of holding flawed creatures permanently accountable for social misbehaviors and thought crimes to be morally abhorrent, and the concept of calling something "free" when it comes with the strings of subjugation and obedience perhaps the most morally abhorrent of all... and that's without even going into the history of justifying genocide, slavery, rape, misogyny, religious intolerance, and suppression of free speech which has been attributed by your own scriptures to your deity. I want a refund. I would burn happily rather than serve the monster you profess to love.

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RE: Kids
September 25, 2015 at 5:12 pm
(September 25, 2015 at 3:07 pm)TheRocketSurgeon Wrote:
(September 25, 2015 at 2:49 pm)Crossless1 Wrote: This reminds me of a guy I worked with years ago who would frequently have me over after work for a bit of a smoke-out. He'd often complain about not having a girlfriend or getting laid and would ask crazy shit like, "What is it with women? What's wrong with me?"

I would bite my tongue, stare at his large replica of the U.S.S. Enterprise hanging from his living room ceiling, and say, "I don't know, man. Maybe you should just get out more. You know, mingle."

Bah! Humbug.

I found me a scifi geek girl. She even cosplays! (Though much to my chagrin, she refuses to let me photograph her doing it, let alone share it with others). She prefers Dr. Who  and Star Trek  over Star Wars... but hey, nobody's perfect.

Has she ever done a Dalek xmas tree?

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RE: Kids
September 25, 2015 at 9:39 pm
(September 25, 2015 at 5:12 pm)MTL Wrote:
(September 25, 2015 at 3:07 pm)TheRocketSurgeon Wrote: Bah! Humbug.

I found me a scifi geek girl. She even cosplays! (Though much to my chagrin, she refuses to let me photograph her doing it, let alone share it with others). She prefers Dr. Who  and Star Trek  over Star Wars... but hey, nobody's perfect.

Has she ever done a Dalek xmas tree?

No. I emailed her that picture, and she texted me back: "That would be super-creepy in the living room. I don't think I'd want a Dalek in my living room when I walk in there in the dark."

But it's one of the most amazing things I've ever seen! Big Grin
A Christian told me: if you were saved you cant lose your salvation. you're sealed with the Holy Ghost
I replied: Can I refuse? Because I find the entire concept of vicarious blood sacrifice atonement to be morally abhorrent, the concept of holding flawed creatures permanently accountable for social misbehaviors and thought crimes to be morally abhorrent, and the concept of calling something "free" when it comes with the strings of subjugation and obedience perhaps the most morally abhorrent of all... and that's without even going into the history of justifying genocide, slavery, rape, misogyny, religious intolerance, and suppression of free speech which has been attributed by your own scriptures to your deity. I want a refund. I would burn happily rather than serve the monster you profess to love.

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RE: Kids
September 25, 2015 at 9:48 pm
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RE: Kids
September 25, 2015 at 10:26 pm
A Christian told me: if you were saved you cant lose your salvation. you're sealed with the Holy Ghost
I replied: Can I refuse? Because I find the entire concept of vicarious blood sacrifice atonement to be morally abhorrent, the concept of holding flawed creatures permanently accountable for social misbehaviors and thought crimes to be morally abhorrent, and the concept of calling something "free" when it comes with the strings of subjugation and obedience perhaps the most morally abhorrent of all... and that's without even going into the history of justifying genocide, slavery, rape, misogyny, religious intolerance, and suppression of free speech which has been attributed by your own scriptures to your deity. I want a refund. I would burn happily rather than serve the monster you profess to love.

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RE: Kids
September 25, 2015 at 10:34 pm
(September 25, 2015 at 9:39 pm)TheRocketSurgeon Wrote:
(September 25, 2015 at 5:12 pm)MTL Wrote: Has she ever done a Dalek xmas tree?

No. I emailed her that picture, and she texted me back: "That would be super-creepy in the living room. I don't think I'd want a Dalek in my living room when I walk in there in the dark."

But it's one of the most amazing things I've ever seen! Big Grin

what cracks me up are the rather banal components that comprise the Dalek tree.

As far as being creepy, I agree, actually;
a friend of mine is a huge Star Trek buff
and he has a life-size movie cutout of Nimoy as Spock.

Scares the crap out of me every time I go over there.
I always forget it's there.
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RE: Kids
September 26, 2015 at 1:01 am
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#69
RE: Kids
September 26, 2015 at 1:17 am
this one is starting to get old on YouTube, but for those who've never seen it,
it's the beatboxing uncle and his 1 year old niece:

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