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Rapture October 7th, 2015
RE: Rapture October 7th, 2015
Tomorrow's headline:
Middle-eastern cult leader commits biggest ever mass kidnapping.
The police had to choose between stopping him and dealing with some black kids blatantly loitering
The fact that a believer is happier than a skeptic is no more to the point than that a drunken man is happier than a sober one. ~ George Bernard Shaw
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RE: Rapture October 7th, 2015
(October 7, 2015 at 12:11 pm)Ashground Wrote: Tomorrow's headline:
Middle-eastern cult leader commits biggest ever mass kidnapping.
The police had to choose between stopping him and dealing with some black kids blatantly loitering

I think we both know which is the bigger priority;
https://youtu.be/b5SHNAbsOHw?t=5
"That is not dead which can eternal lie and with strange aeons even death may die." 
- Abdul Alhazred.
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RE: Rapture October 7th, 2015
[Image: swing%20miss%20meme.jpg]

Their facebook page had this to say:

Dear group,
In order to maintain some order today, we are going to change the group's settings for 'admin approval' before a post is shown.
Thank you.

*damn*
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RE: Rapture October 7th, 2015
From what I read, they are going on Jerusalem time, so they've got a little more than 3 hours before Jerusalem ticks over to Oct 8th.

The suspense is building! Just like Yahweh/Jeez/Ghost to wait until the very last minute.
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RE: Rapture October 7th, 2015
(October 7, 2015 at 1:53 pm)JesusHChrist Wrote: From what I read, they are going on Jerusalem time, so they've got a little more than 3 hours before Jerusalem ticks over to Oct 8th.

The suspense is building! Just like Yahweh/Jeez/Ghost to wait until the very last minute.

well, I have confidence that my picture will still be relevant tomorrow.  I can't say the same for their website.
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RE: Rapture October 7th, 2015
3 hours m/l to go ??

I suppose I should masturbate one last time.
 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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Rapture October 7th, 2015
Anyone that subscribes to this shit should be truly ashamed of themselves as supposedly intelligent adults.

I view it only slightly less shameful than any run of the mill xtian that believes in their own brand of bullshit but doesn't take the rapture on board though to be honest. They're all secretly hoping for the time they get to be sat with their father but probably have a hint of a brain cell telling them it's so fucking stupid that they won't dare put a date on it. They're scared of any tiny spanner in the works of their faith when it doesn't happen that they chant the "only the lord knows the date" mantra bollocks.

I suppose looking at it from that point of view I have to admit that at least the rapture crazies have more balls than the "only god knows the time" crew.
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RE: Rapture October 7th, 2015
Still waiting.

Say?

You don't think they are full of shit, do you?
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RE: Rapture October 7th, 2015
(October 7, 2015 at 2:11 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: 3 hours m/l to go ??

I suppose I should masturbate one last time.

Gettin' it up for Jesus!

Most commendable. It might be one of the few things done in his name today that has a real world result.
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RE: Rapture October 7th, 2015
Now they are saying, if you use "natural" time, instead of day light savings, the cut off is 6PM eastern and midnight in Jerusalem.

Trying to give God every hour he needs!

Come on God!

So pathetic...
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