RE: Christian Bride gives her Pastor father certificate of purity on her wedding day
October 21, 2015 at 5:56 pm
(October 21, 2015 at 5:54 pm)Strider Wrote: Those were far beyond weird..
Revolting is the word you're looking for.
Christian Bride gives her Pastor father certificate of purity on her wedding day
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RE: Christian Bride gives her Pastor father certificate of purity on her wedding day
October 21, 2015 at 5:56 pm
(October 21, 2015 at 5:54 pm)Strider Wrote: Those were far beyond weird.. Revolting is the word you're looking for. RE: Christian Bride gives her Pastor father certificate of purity on her wedding day
October 21, 2015 at 5:57 pm
In fairness, I often call my grown daughters in the middle of the night and whisper in a pained, hoarse voice, "You robbed me of your hymen! How could you?"
RE: Christian Bride gives her Pastor father certificate of purity on her wedding day
October 21, 2015 at 5:59 pm
(This post was last modified: October 21, 2015 at 5:59 pm by Cecelia.)
If my father asked this of me, I'd have my husband take a blood sample from him. Most likely from his face.
RE: Christian Bride gives her Pastor father certificate of purity on her wedding day
October 21, 2015 at 7:04 pm
(This post was last modified: October 21, 2015 at 7:09 pm by MentalGiant.)
To the religious nut father, his daughters virginity or lack thereof at the alter is akin to a new car fresh off the line vs. a 20 year old beater missing a hubcap. Seeing as girl children are little more than property they want to offload as quickly as possible, a broken hymen=damaged/used goods to a future religious nut husband when "the property" is transferred from father to son-in-law. May not get quite as "prestigious" of a son-in-law from as brag-worthy of a family.
RE: Christian Bride gives her Pastor father certificate of purity on her wedding day
October 21, 2015 at 7:18 pm
The things that religitards worry about.
RE: Christian Bride gives her Pastor father certificate of purity on her wedding day
October 21, 2015 at 7:26 pm
(This post was last modified: October 21, 2015 at 7:26 pm by Mermaid.)
That disgusts me on several levels:
-It implies that virginity is some sort of gift -It implies that this gift belongs to her father -It implies that her vagina is magical because it's never had a penis (or a cucumber or a table leg or what have you) inside of it -It does not rule out anal or oral or surreptitious handies under the table (hey, you know you were thinking it) -It implies that there is something wrong with sex and she is not ruined -It implies that a woman being sexually inexperienced is somehow important (but a man's isn't) -It implies that she is not capable of being truthful so needs medical proof -It implies that the status of her vagina is her father's business -Her proof somehow buys her father's approval -A doctor would actually agree to examine someone and sign a certificate of virginity -EWWWWW. And furthermore. EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW. Anyone have anything else to add to the list?
If The Flintstones have taught us anything, it's that pelicans can be used to mix cement.
-Homer Simpson RE: Christian Bride gives her Pastor father certificate of purity on her wedding day
October 21, 2015 at 7:40 pm
I wonder if she had been to Toronto or NY recently?
http://abcnews.go.com/2020/WomensHealth/...701&page=1 Or, did the certificate/proof come with the purchase? http://www.hymenshop.com/
Being told you're delusional does not necessarily mean you're mental.
RE: Christian Bride gives her Pastor father certificate of purity on her wedding day
October 21, 2015 at 7:50 pm
(October 21, 2015 at 7:40 pm)mh.brewer Wrote: I wonder if she had been to Toronto or NY recently? What the fucking fuck?!
If The Flintstones have taught us anything, it's that pelicans can be used to mix cement.
-Homer Simpson RE: Christian Bride gives her Pastor father certificate of purity on her wedding day
October 21, 2015 at 7:54 pm
I love it that the dad thinks signed certificates like this actually mean anything.
I remember watching some movie about McCarthyism, and a man accused of being a Communist sympathiser refuses to sign a loyalty oath, saying "If I was really a Communist in this situation, do you really think I'd hesitate for a second to sign this?" It feels like it's the same thing here.
Comparing the Universal Oneness of All Life to Yo Mama since 2010.
I was born with the gift of laughter and a sense the world is mad. RE: Christian Bride gives her Pastor father certificate of purity on her wedding day
October 21, 2015 at 7:55 pm
(October 21, 2015 at 7:26 pm)Mermaid Wrote: That disgusts me on several levels: You left out a Doc Johnson model 34 there . . . The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it.
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