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Giant Noah's Ark likely landing in Kentucky
#71
RE: Giant Noah's Ark likely landing in Kentucky
I live in Oklahoma, we've produced nothing. So ha!

I remember seeing this on the news the other day. My room mate and I laughed so hard.
"Faith is the great cop-out, the great excuse to evade the need to think and evaluate evidence. Faith is belief in spite of, even perhaps because of, the lack of evidence." -- Richard Dawkins

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#72
RE: Giant Noah's Ark likely landing in Kentucky
Kentucky seems to thrive on stupid.
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#73
RE: Giant Noah's Ark likely landing in Kentucky
(December 15, 2010 at 9:06 pm)Minimalist Wrote: Kentucky seems to thrive on stupid.

All the air of intelligence has been inhaled by the horses.


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#74
RE: Giant Noah's Ark likely landing in Kentucky
(December 15, 2010 at 9:35 pm)Chuck Wrote:
(December 15, 2010 at 9:06 pm)Minimalist Wrote: Kentucky seems to thrive on stupid.

All the air of intelligence has been inhaled by the horses.

Hey now. I was born in, and live here in Kentucky. Not all Kentuckians are so stupid.

'The difference between a Miracle and a Fact is exactly the difference between a mermaid and seal. It could not be expressed better.'
-- Samuel "Mark Twain" Clemens

"I think that in the discussion of natural problems we ought to begin not with the scriptures, but with experiments, demonstrations, and observations".

- Galileo Galilei (1564-1642)

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#75
RE: Giant Noah's Ark likely landing in Kentucky
You need to do something to improve the statewide IQ.

Have more kids, maybe?
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#76
RE: Giant Noah's Ark likely landing in Kentucky
(December 15, 2010 at 8:50 pm)LWP17 Wrote: I live in Oklahoma, we've produced nothing. So ha!

I remember seeing this on the news the other day. My room mate and I laughed so hard.


Untrue.

In the 1930's you produced a huge a huge dust bowl and thousands of homeless Okies. This in turn inspired arguably John Steinbeck's best novel, "The Grapes OF Wrath",for which he won a Pulitzer prize.Cool Shades
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#77
RE: Giant Noah's Ark likely landing in Kentucky
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/con...01178.html
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#78
RE: Giant Noah's Ark likely landing in Kentucky
He may be a bible-thumping idiot but...

Quote:Gaskell said he is not a "creationist" and his views on evolution are in line with other biological scientists. In his lecture notes, Gaskell also distances himself from Christians who believe the earth is a few thousand years old, saying their assertions are based on "mostly very poor science."

he's head and shoulders above some of the shitheads who show up here spouting creationist drivel.
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#79
RE: Giant Noah's Ark likely landing in Kentucky
25 Million dollars to build it... HOLY SHIT.

Think of all the good that could be done with that money, but no all of it will be spent to make people stupider.
Your god sucks at giving head.


I try to treat everyone fairly, but when I find out someone has an imaginary friend I can't help but think less of them.
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#80
RE: Giant Noah's Ark likely landing in Kentucky
(December 18, 2010 at 2:38 am)Live_free Wrote: 25 Million dollars to build it... HOLY SHIT.

Think of all the good that could be done with that money, but no all of it will be spent to make people stupider.

Hey, 25 mil is peanuts compared to the cash the Catholic Church has in the bank! Think how many poor people could get medical care and be fed if the Catholic Church gave away all their assets! And doesn't Jesus tell us to sell everything we own and give the money to the poor? Sounds like the church doesn't follow the dictates of Jesus!
Science flies us to the moon and stars. Religion flies us into buildings.

God allowed 200,000 people to die in an earthquake. So what makes you think he cares about YOUR problems?
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