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Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
May 27, 2017 at 9:49 am (This post was last modified: May 27, 2017 at 9:51 am by BrianSoddingBoru4.)
[Image: Harrison%20Ford%20Dealership.jpg]
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
May 27, 2017 at 10:17 am (This post was last modified: May 27, 2017 at 10:17 am by Cyberman.)
That's like the episode of Jonathan Creek when he and his assistant Maddie come out of a theatre where this is playing:

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and they say that Steve Harrison and Martin Ford are going to get lynched after the performance
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
May 30, 2017 at 6:05 am (This post was last modified: May 30, 2017 at 6:06 am by ignoramus.)
Thinking of buying one of these... Give me your honest opinions guys ...Am I really wasting my money?
(you must read it prayeringly)

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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
May 31, 2017 at 2:13 am
Man that was lame
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
May 31, 2017 at 5:46 am (This post was last modified: May 31, 2017 at 5:46 am by ignoramus.)
I just bought one...
I hope God can hear me clearly! I just called him a pathetic excuse for a god.
Not sure of his response because it was in Norse? He sounded angry?
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
May 31, 2017 at 8:26 am
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
June 8, 2017 at 10:45 am (This post was last modified: June 8, 2017 at 10:46 am by Foxaèr.)
<iframe src="https://www.facebook.com/plugins/video.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2FTimothyBurtonMovies%2Fvideos%2F1508566819193804%2F&show_text=0&width=400" width="400" height="400" style="border:none;overflow:hidden" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" allowTransparency="true" allowFullScreen="true"></iframe>

Whatever, then.

Not going to bother to try to figure out how to post this here.
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
June 8, 2017 at 11:11 am
(June 8, 2017 at 10:45 am)Lutrinae Wrote: <iframe src="https://www.facebook.com/plugins/video.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2FTimothyBurtonMovies%2Fvideos%2F1508566819193804%2F&show_text=0&width=400" width="400" height="400" style="border:none;overflow:hidden" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" allowTransparency="true" allowFullScreen="true"></iframe>

Whatever, then.

Not going to bother to try to figure out how to post this here.

I don't think facebook videos work...

https://www.facebook.com/timothyburtonmo...6819193804
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
June 12, 2017 at 3:47 am
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
June 12, 2017 at 11:41 am
(June 12, 2017 at 3:47 am)pocaracas Wrote: [Image: 18920552_1869762926595299_73352764987833...e=59DCF80A]

What's really funny about this is that the Chump probably isn't briefed for any number of things he has no need to know about, thus can't blab about them. When an F117A was shot down over Bosnia, Clinton had never heard of them, or Area 51. When he asked whynot, he was told that until then he didn't have a need to know.
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