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RE: International Blasphemy Day 2017
July 31, 2017 at 10:25 pm
If there are any Mormons here can you tell us what the "secret hand signals" mean as demonstrated by these Mormon priests in their "sacred robes"?
I could be wrong, but maybe they indicate-
"A defensive player illegally crossed the line of scrimmage and made contact with an opponent and had a clear path to the quarterback"
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RE: International Blasphemy Day 2017
July 31, 2017 at 11:53 pm
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(July 31, 2017 at 8:52 pm)Dropship Wrote: Wait a minute, by toppling the temple on top of the heathen Philistines who'd poked his eyes out, Samson was rightly giving them payback, so whose side are you on, his or theirs?..
Certainly not on a side of a barbaric mass murdering brute like Samson, who spent his whole life killing people in all sorts of imaginative ways or his sidekick Yahweh who, being all powerful, always fails to do anything other then mass murdering people. Just like I was not on side of Al-Qaeda.
And when it comes to your love for Jesus you must understand that we here know Bible and know that Jesus was nothing more but cowardly duplicitous cunt who was a thief, like when he stole corn described in Luke 6: 1-4. Or when he hid from Pharisees John 7:1 says, "After these things Jesus walked in Galilee: for he would not walk in Jewry, because the Jews sought to kill him." John 11:53-54, "Then from that day forth they took counsel together for to put him to death, Jesus therefore walked no more openly among the Jews; but went thence unto a country near to the wilderness." One could also see John 10:39 and 6:15, Matt. 10:23, and Mark 1 :45 and realize that Jesus in many instances was little more than a scared little bitch, who often felt that discretion was the better part of valor while saying to other people that they should be brave.
But what am I saying, right? Since you obviously ignore this and it's not part of your lying-for-Jesus crusade. And yeah no zealous Christian can seem nothing else then deceiving cunt, like you do. I mean your cry for Jesus someone who protested making money off religion lies in pure deliberate ignorance of how Christianity is nothing but a scam to get rich.
I mean WTF? Do you think we are oblivious what money scam Christianity is? Where is your fucking anger and feel for rightness for that? You can even read in the Bible how Jesus was shamelessly cheating people when it came to money in Matthew 19:21, Mark 10:21, and Luke 3:11, 11:41, 12:33, 14:33, and 18:22 Jesus told his followers to dispose of all their possessions, to give last dinaro to the temple; yet, he himself owned a house, according to Mark 2:15, which says, "And it came to pass, that, as Jesus sat at meat in his house." Here we have another example of Do as I say, not as I do. Jesus not only owned a house but was bold enough to say in Matthew 8:20, "The foxes have holes, and birds of the air have nests; but the Son of man has nowhere to lay his head"
teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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RE: International Blasphemy Day 2017
August 1, 2017 at 3:26 am
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(July 31, 2017 at 11:53 pm)Fake Messiah Wrote:
I mean WTF? Do you think we are oblivious what money scam Christianity is? Where is your fucking anger and feel for rightness for that?..
If people are mug enough to give cash to the catholic church why should I give a rat's ass?
I've already said in AF that Catholicism is a satanic religion, but the difference is that I KNOW IT, whereas atheists seem overawed by the catholic church and let them stand as a roadblock putting them off Jesus..
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RE: International Blasphemy Day 2017
August 1, 2017 at 5:51 am
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So you think only Catholic denomination is heaping wealth, well I got to break it to you: it's every Christian denomination.
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teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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RE: International Blasphemy Day 2017
August 1, 2017 at 6:10 am
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I don't think Dropship minds blaspheming other peoples religion so I say we focus on baby Jesus for a while. We have plenty of time until 9-30-17 to make fun of Buddhists and Muslims.
Next time someone asks you if you have found Jesus: " "Damnit, did you guys lose him again? Seriously, start using bigger nails."
God thinks it's fun to confuse primates. Larsen's God!
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RE: International Blasphemy Day 2017
August 21, 2017 at 5:38 am
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God thinks it's fun to confuse primates. Larsen's God!
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RE: International Blasphemy Day 2017
August 21, 2017 at 8:46 am
(July 31, 2017 at 10:25 pm)Dropship Wrote: I could be wrong, ....
"A defensive player illegally crossed the line of scrimmage and made contact with an opponent and had a clear path to the quarterback"
Hold that thought. It may be the truest thing you've posted.
"The last superstition of the human mind is the superstition that religion in itself is a good thing." - Samuel Porter Putnam
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RE: International Blasphemy Day 2017
August 21, 2017 at 12:24 pm
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RE: International Blasphemy Day 2017
August 21, 2017 at 3:35 pm
(August 1, 2017 at 6:10 am)chimp3 Wrote: Next time someone asks you if you have found Jesus: " "Damnit, did you guys lose him again? Seriously, start using bigger nails."
My youngest daughter always says "You should check the last place you put him."
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RE: International Blasphemy Day 2017
August 22, 2017 at 12:52 am
Or, just wait 3 days and you'll see him rising into the sky. Then just throw a lasso around him and drag him back down here and put a bell on his neck or something.
Religions were invented to impress and dupe illiterate, superstitious stone-age peasants. So in this modern, enlightened age of information, what's your excuse? Or are you saying with all your advantages, you were still tricked as easily as those early humans?
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