International Blasphemy Day 2017

[Dropship]

If there are any Mormons here can you tell us what the "secret hand signals" mean as demonstrated by these Mormon priests in their "sacred robes"?
I could be wrong, but maybe they indicate-
"A defensive player illegally crossed the line of scrimmage and made contact with an opponent and had a clear path to the quarterback"

[Fake Messiah]

Wait a minute, by toppling the temple on top of the heathen Philistines who'd poked his eyes out, Samson was rightly giving them payback, so whose side are you on, his or theirs?..

Certainly not on a side of a barbaric mass murdering brute like Samson, who spent his whole life killing people in all sorts of imaginative ways or his sidekick Yahweh who, being all powerful, always fails to do anything other then mass murdering people. Just like I was not on side of Al-Qaeda.

And when it comes to your love for Jesus you must understand that we here know Bible and know that Jesus was nothing more but cowardly duplicitous cunt who was a thief, like when he stole corn described in Luke 6: 1-4. Or when he hid from Pharisees John 7:1 says, "After these things Jesus walked in Galilee: for he would not walk in Jewry, because the Jews sought to kill him." John 11:53-54, "Then from that day forth they took counsel together for to put him to death, Jesus therefore walked no more openly among the Jews; but went thence unto a country near to the wilderness." One could also see John 10:39 and 6:15, Matt. 10:23, and Mark 1 :45 and realize that Jesus in many instances was little more than a scared little bitch, who often felt that discretion was the better part of valor while saying to other people that they should be brave.

But what am I saying, right? Since you obviously ignore this and it's not part of your lying-for-Jesus crusade. And yeah no zealous Christian can seem nothing else then deceiving cunt, like you do. I mean your cry for Jesus someone who protested making money off religion lies in pure deliberate ignorance of how Christianity is nothing but a scam to get rich.



I mean WTF? Do you think we are oblivious what money scam Christianity is? Where is your fucking anger and feel for rightness for that? You can even read in the Bible how Jesus was shamelessly cheating people when it came to money in Matthew 19:21, Mark 10:21, and Luke 3:11, 11:41, 12:33, 14:33, and 18:22 Jesus told his followers to dispose of all their possessions, to give last dinaro to the temple; yet, he himself owned a house, according to Mark 2:15, which says, "And it came to pass, that, as Jesus sat at meat in his house." Here we have another example of Do as I say, not as I do. Jesus not only owned a house but was bold enough to say in Matthew 8:20, "The foxes have holes, and birds of the air have nests; but the Son of man has nowhere to lay his head"

[Dropship]

I mean WTF? Do you think we are oblivious what money scam Christianity is? Where is your fucking anger and feel for rightness for that?..

If people are mug enough to give cash to the catholic church why should I give a rat's ass?
I've already said in AF that Catholicism is a satanic religion, but the difference is that I KNOW IT, whereas atheists seem overawed by the catholic church and let them stand as a roadblock putting them off Jesus..

[Fake Messiah]

So you think only Catholic denomination is heaping wealth, well I got to break it to you: it's every Christian denomination.





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[chimp3]

I don't think Dropship minds blaspheming other peoples religion so I say we focus on baby Jesus for a while. We have plenty of time until 9-30-17 to make fun of Buddhists and Muslims.

Next time someone asks you if you have found Jesus: " "Damnit, did you guys lose him again? Seriously, start using bigger nails."

[chimp3]

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[Harry Nevis]

I could be wrong, ....
"A defensive player illegally crossed the line of scrimmage and made contact with an opponent and had a clear path to the quarterback"

Hold that thought. It may be the truest thing you've posted.

[Minimalist]

[Divinity]

Next time someone asks you if you have found Jesus: " "Damnit, did you guys lose him again? Seriously, start using bigger nails."

My youngest daughter always says "You should check the last place you put him."

[Astonished]

Or, just wait 3 days and you'll see him rising into the sky. Then just throw a lasso around him and drag him back down here and put a bell on his neck or something.