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RE: What’s your age and butt size
November 26, 2017 at 8:49 pm
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(November 26, 2017 at 8:36 pm)Whateverist Wrote: (November 26, 2017 at 8:30 pm)J a c k Wrote: Butt size is a thang, mmmmmay? Only confident people will post in my thread.
Post me a booty picture in A69 and I'll boost your confidence for you.
Pshhhhh I need no confidence boost. I could use rep boost, though. I think you’re all out of reps to give, though.
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RE: What’s your age and butt size
November 26, 2017 at 8:53 pm
About to hit 33.
Moon size, but not the astronomical moon.
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RE: What’s your age and butt size
November 26, 2017 at 9:24 pm
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Like others, hoping for A69, sigh.
60 and this is close.
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(November 26, 2017 at 8:53 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: About to hit 33.
Moon size, but not the astronomical moon.
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RE: What’s your age and butt size
November 26, 2017 at 9:57 pm
I'm 19 years old + a decade and my arse size is extremely slightly utterly massive + a box full of chocolate chip cookies.
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RE: What’s your age and butt size
November 26, 2017 at 10:20 pm
65 and I can still fit into those 501 jeans. Not a flat ass, just enough muscle to keep me from hitting the ground when I jump from the roof of a building (about 11 feet, iirc). 14 stone and a 36 waist, as well.
I can pick up a 127 Lb weight (we used such for the cranes at work) with one hand, and raise it to my knee. Tough as an alligator baggie, I am.
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RE: What’s your age and butt size
November 26, 2017 at 10:34 pm
I'll have what he's having.
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RE: What’s your age and butt size
November 26, 2017 at 10:40 pm
I am 28 and I dunno, I think I have a mom butt lol. Stay away from waist high jeans and no one will know you have a mom butt. There are some here who have seen my butt. I think it measures around two and a half packs of Oreos?
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RE: What’s your age and butt size
November 26, 2017 at 10:57 pm
I'm 34, and my butt is...ya know...34.
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RE: What’s your age and butt size
November 26, 2017 at 10:59 pm
So, who starts the thread asking about boob size?
Hint: it won't be me.
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RE: What’s your age and butt size
November 26, 2017 at 11:17 pm
I have a super-sexy finger, though. Just ask Jack; she has a picture of it for her spank bank. 😁
Maybe my foot too, now that I think about it. 😂
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