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Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
January 27, 2018 at 7:44 am
(January 27, 2018 at 4:58 am)downbeatplumb Wrote: When I saw that first it was a Canadian lighthouse and A US aircraft carrier.
Just sayin.

I saw it with a Spanish lighthouse...also a US aircraft carrier...
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
January 27, 2018 at 1:26 pm
(January 27, 2018 at 7:44 am)pocaracas Wrote:
(January 27, 2018 at 4:58 am)downbeatplumb Wrote: When I saw that first it was a Canadian lighthouse and A US aircraft carrier.
Just sayin.

I saw it with a Spanish lighthouse...also a US aircraft carrier...

It seems this joke has been around more than Lindsey Lohan.



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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
January 28, 2018 at 9:05 am
[Image: LyEDe4dk_o.jpg]
teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
January 28, 2018 at 12:38 pm (This post was last modified: January 28, 2018 at 12:40 pm by Cinjin.)
(January 28, 2018 at 9:05 am)Fake Messiah Wrote: [Image: LyEDe4dk_o.jpg]




...and while we're at it, one good turn deserves another.

Several hilarious one liners in this one.  Enjoy.




[Image: Evolution.png]

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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
January 28, 2018 at 1:13 pm (This post was last modified: January 28, 2018 at 1:19 pm by BrianSoddingBoru4.)
[Image: morning-instructions-list-wake-up-wish-y...s-dead.jpg]

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Oh, and to save Brian37 the trouble of a reply:

Conservatives are attempting to corner the world's coffee market, destroying the ecosystem in the process, all of which is part of 45's master plan to make everyone dead. Evolution, evolution, ABBA, Alf, the facts of life, impeach Trump.

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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
January 30, 2018 at 11:01 am
(January 28, 2018 at 1:13 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: [Image: morning-instructions-list-wake-up-wish-y...s-dead.jpg]

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Oh, and to save Brian37 the trouble of a reply:

Conservatives are attempting to corner the world's coffee market, destroying the ecosystem in the process, all of which is part of 45's master plan to make everyone dead.  Evolution, evolution, ABBA, Alf, the facts of life, impeach Trump.

Boru

I lol'ed at the last part.
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
January 31, 2018 at 8:24 am
What do you know, before he acted in movies Steve McQueen acted on covers of pulp novels.

[Image: rxx0ZlHs_o.jpg]

To be honest it doesn't look like a bad role.
teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
January 31, 2018 at 5:45 pm
https://d.justpo.st/media/images/2016/05...283929.jpg

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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
January 31, 2018 at 6:54 pm
You know working in a Garda station, I get to read my fair share of quickly typed police reports. Which means, you guessed it plenty of typos.

The best one I came across so far was in the middle of a Public Order incident where one of the participants was described thusly:

"one woman was lying on the road. She was still couscous..."


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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
February 2, 2018 at 9:36 am
In honor of Brent Spiner's birthday

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teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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