(March 10, 2018 at 12:20 am)J a c k Wrote:

(March 10, 2018 at 12:17 am)Succubus Wrote: Keep the weiner away from the bun, you might end up with puppies.

... or between the buns to avoid puppies.


You still didn’t answer my question. Lol

Hot Dogs are one of the few thing I refuse to eat. There's no proper meat in them, it's all mechanically recovered shite. Earhole, eyehole, aresehole, foreskin, labia, left ventricle, right ventricle and colon con contents. And lot's of other stuff I won't list least it put you off your tea. Now 'Spam' on the other hand is the food of champion... or is that Newcastle Brown Ale?

I'm way more of a burger person than a hotdog person.

I like lean meat so ideally the sausage would be ostrich or a venison sausage.

Spinach, a few onions, brown bread if possible for the buns.  

I think burgers and hotdogs and things like that actually taste better the healthier they are.  I like brown bread over white, I like the taste of leaner meat vs fatty sausages.

Few foods make me suffer like hot dogs, so I don't partake often. On the occasions that I do decide to take on the kamikaze mission, sauerkraut and mustard is my preference.
I'll do chili and coleslaw if I eat them at my folks house, because that's how they roll.

Sauerkraut and mustard is best, though. Really and truly.

I don't have a dog.

I have cats, though.

(March 10, 2018 at 8:28 pm)Succubus Wrote:

(March 10, 2018 at 12:20 am)J a c k Wrote: ... or between the buns to avoid puppies.


You still didn’t answer my question. Lol

Hot Dogs are one of the few thing I refuse to eat. There's no proper meat in them, it's all mechanically recovered shite. Earhole, eyehole, aresehole, foreskin, labia, left ventricle, right ventricle and colon con contents. And lot's of other stuff I won't list least it put you off your tea. Now 'Spam' on the other hand is the food of champion... or is that Newcastle Brown Ale?

You left out lips and ears. They use bull penis cartilage for canes and dog chews here in the US. The wife quit buying them due to the rapid rate at which our dogs ate them up. SPAM is a substance you won't find in the Fireball household, along with Velveeta and the stuff that pretends to be mayo, but isn't. I haven't seen it in so long that I don't remember what it is even called. I don't eat mayo either, for that matter. Now, a nookie broon is a good thing.

(March 10, 2018 at 9:10 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: I don't have a dog.

I have cats, though.

And we all know that only Hoisin and noodles are appropriate for cat.

(March 10, 2018 at 5:13 pm)The Gentleman Bastard Wrote:

(March 10, 2018 at 2:49 pm)alpha male Wrote: Dogs were boiled. When you start with high quality dogs, you don't need to add flavor by grilling.

Quality dogs may start with plenty of flavor, but washing it out with boiling water is just fucking wrong!

This. High quality hotdogs, and sear them in a pan or grill them. IMO the only grocery store hot dogs are Nathan's and Hebrew National.

(March 10, 2018 at 9:33 pm)The Gentleman Bastard Wrote:

(March 10, 2018 at 9:10 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: I don't have a dog.

I have cats, though.

And we all know that only Hoisin and noodles are appropriate for cat.

And this is why I'm going to kill you last.

This thread hasn't devolved enough, so I have the duty to go there. I like mucus from the Bartholin's glands on my dog. #BringThatThreadDownToMyLevel

Mmmmm good. Also boiled cabbage and dogs.