When I went to N'gorongoro our Landrover got chased by an elephant in must. He was determined to hump something. The driver was skilled, he kept making wild turns that the bull couldn't follow. He got big tips from everybody that evening.

If the elephant had caught the Landrover, someone might have got a HUGE tip...

Boru

(March 10, 2019 at 7:57 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: If the elephant had caught the Landrover, someone might have got a HUGE tip...

Boru

They left a wrecked Rover out there to show people why running is Option No. 1.

I was once helping my x landlord fix up a horse farm office, cleaning it painting it. There are large fields segmented by nothing but ribbons between polls. i saw a cute foal close to the walkway where I was, but didn't see mommy off in the distance. I started talking to it, then suddenly I heard a very loud "WHINNY", looked and saw her looking at me, I knew exactly what that meant. I turned around and walked away.

Once a Squirrel looked at me funny.

I had a pack of wolves looking at me very intently one day. Thirteen Mexican wolves. I stayed calm, moved slowly and carefully and made sure the fence between us didn't have any weak spots.

(March 10, 2019 at 8:24 am)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: I had a pack of wolves looking at me very intently one day. Thirteen Mexican wolves. I stayed calm, moved slowly and carefully and made sure the fence between us didn't have any weak spots.

I knew that was you coming down the escalator. Oh crap, that wasn't the topic was it?

(March 10, 2019 at 8:31 am)Brian37 Wrote:

(March 10, 2019 at 8:24 am)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: I had a pack of wolves looking at me very intently one day. Thirteen Mexican wolves. I stayed calm, moved slowly and carefully and made sure the fence between us didn't have any weak spots.

I knew that was you coming down the escalator. Oh crap, that wasn't the topic was it?

"Charlie don't surf!"

One of my cities mensa moments from awhile back.

When I was a kid, we went to Belfast Zoo from time to time.  One of my best memories was the time they had some American bison on display.  There was a HUGE shaggy bull laying next to the hurricane fence, and a crowd of kids jabbing at him with sticks through the fence.  The old fella got up, hooked his horns under the bottom edge of the wire and lifted his head.  About five metres of fencing and posts came out of the ground, the children scattered like leaves in a gale, and the bull laid back down to finish his nap.

Boru