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Why are humans so stupid?
#21
RE: Why are humans so stupid?
(March 10, 2019 at 9:11 am)wyzas Wrote: One of my cities mensa moments from awhile back.




I like the way you put it, "Mensa moment". 

IT'S A FUCKING TIGER!

What is wrong with these people? IT'S A FUCKING TIGER!

No this isn't "Here kitty kitty kitty, you're soooooo cute".
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#22
RE: Why are humans so stupid?
(March 10, 2019 at 9:16 am)Brian37 Wrote: I like the way you put it, "Mensa moment". 

IT'S A FUCKING TIGER!

What is wrong with these people? IT'S A FUCKING TIGER!

No this isn't "Here kitty kitty kitty, you're soooooo cute".

The locals here eventually determined that she was mental.
I don't have an anger problem, I have an idiot problem.
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#23
RE: Why are humans so stupid?
(March 10, 2019 at 9:24 am)wyzas Wrote:
(March 10, 2019 at 9:16 am)Brian37 Wrote: I like the way you put it, "Mensa moment". 

IT'S A FUCKING TIGER!

What is wrong with these people? IT'S A FUCKING TIGER!

No this isn't "Here kitty kitty kitty, you're soooooo cute".

The locals here eventually determined that she was mental.

I have more sympathy for humans who live in parts of the world where dangerous animals live in the wild. Yea, but yea, you seriously have to have issues to do something like that.

There was for a couple years, a baby gator living in a retaining pond in the shopping center parking lot near me.  It wasn't scared of me one bit. It would follow me in passing, but even though it was small, it was still big enough that if it had bit me it would have punctured my skin and hurt. Even then I kept my distance.
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#24
RE: Why are humans so stupid?
(March 10, 2019 at 7:52 am)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: When I went to N'gorongoro our Landrover got chased by an elephant in must. He was determined to hump something.  The driver was skilled, he kept making wild turns that the bull couldn't follow. He got big tips from everybody that evening.


Can you imagine the driver and the elephant at the bar that night, slapping eachother on the back, having a good laugh, drinking themselves silly with the tips.
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#25
RE: Why are humans so stupid?
(March 10, 2019 at 6:52 am)fredd bear Wrote:
(March 10, 2019 at 6:31 am)Brian37 Wrote: It's a fucking jaguar you stupid lady! There is a reason zoos have barriers between the animal and guests. This lady is lucky she didn't get killed.

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/world/wom...li=AAggFp4

 Jesus H Arquette!

I do hope she hasn't managed to breed yet.

Have always been surprised the types of wild animals the US allows as pets. Exotic pets are not allowed here, nor is it legal to have native animal and most birds as a pet. I mention this because it seems to me a disrespect/..naivette towards wild animals may in part because of a casual attitude towards having  dangerous wild animal as  pets.

Every now and then some drongo will try to keep a dingo as a pet. Said drongo then gets his panties all out of focus when the dingo kills his child. In my society, ignorance can be fatal.  Seems to be the same in the US.
So...the Dingo did eat the baby?
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#26
RE: Why are humans so stupid?
(March 10, 2019 at 12:27 pm)chimp3 Wrote:
(March 10, 2019 at 6:52 am)fredd bear Wrote:  Jesus H Arquette!

I do hope she hasn't managed to breed yet.

Have always been surprised the types of wild animals the US allows as pets. Exotic pets are not allowed here, nor is it legal to have native animal and most birds as a pet. I mention this because it seems to me a disrespect/..naivette towards wild animals may in part because of a casual attitude towards having  dangerous wild animal as  pets.

Every now and then some drongo will try to keep a dingo as a pet. Said drongo then gets his panties all out of focus when the dingo kills his child. In my society, ignorance can be fatal.  Seems to be the same in the US.
So...the Dingo did eat the baby?

The biggest threat to the Aussie test tube baby programme is dingoes with straws...
Dying to live, living to die.
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#27
RE: Why are humans so stupid?
At work.

(March 10, 2019 at 12:27 pm)chimp3 Wrote:
(March 10, 2019 at 6:52 am)fredd bear Wrote:  Jesus H Arquette!

I do hope she hasn't managed to breed yet.

Have always been surprised the types of wild animals the US allows as pets. Exotic pets are not allowed here, nor is it legal to have native animal and most birds as a pet. I mention this because it seems to me a disrespect/..naivette towards wild animals may in part because of a casual attitude towards having  dangerous wild animal as  pets.

Every now and then some drongo will try to keep a dingo as a pet. Said drongo then gets his panties all out of focus when the dingo kills his child. In my society, ignorance can be fatal.  Seems to be the same in the US.
So...the Dingo did eat the baby?

Anecdotally.

Having met the, at the time, world's leading expert on Dingo tracks ( Zoologist Dr Rob Morrison ) who gave evidence at the trial and having a freind who is qualified as well as worked at a Dingo sanctuary South of where I live I can relate that the verdict from both is, 'Yes' Australian Dingos are wild animals that migrated over land bridges along with (But not 'Along side') the Australian natives.

They could have taken the child. There are also rescent reports of tourists being attack up North on Fraser island by the Dingos there.

Is 'anecdotal' though.

Cheers.
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#28
RE: Why are humans so stupid?
(March 10, 2019 at 12:19 pm)Anomalocaris Wrote:
(March 10, 2019 at 7:52 am)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: When I went to N'gorongoro our Landrover got chased by an elephant in must. He was determined to hump something.  The driver was skilled, he kept making wild turns that the bull couldn't follow. He got big tips from everybody that evening.


Can you imagine the driver and the elephant at the bar that night, slapping eachother on the back, having a good laugh, drinking themselves silly with the tips.
Sounds like a plan. But I could see the driver sweating, he was more scared than anyone else in the vehicle, he had seen what happens when you don't get away.
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#29
RE: Why are humans so stupid?
(March 10, 2019 at 8:02 am)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote:
(March 10, 2019 at 7:57 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: If the elephant had caught the Landrover, someone might have got a HUGE tip...

Boru

They left a wrecked Rover out there to show people why running is Option No. 1.  Truce

Sometimes when birds shit on my car, I'll sit on the front stoop and eat a plate of scrambled eggs just to show them what I'm capable of.

Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
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#30
RE: Why are humans so stupid?
(March 10, 2019 at 6:10 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:
(March 10, 2019 at 8:02 am)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: They left a wrecked Rover out there to show people why running is Option No. 1.  Truce

Sometimes when birds shit on my car, I'll sit on the front stoop and eat a plate of scrambled eggs just to show them what I'm capable of.

Boru

Human babies, bird babies, what's not to like?
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
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