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Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
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I defeat the boss and take his loot.
My colleagues give me funny looks and one calls the cops. Bastards! Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???" 
^ Fred
Is this him? ![[Image: 2wgsl3.jpg]](https://i.imgflip.com/2wgsl3.jpg)
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.  (March 19, 2019 at 6:06 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote:(March 19, 2019 at 5:49 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: The next time a cop pulls you over, when he walks up to the window and says, 'Papers?', yell 'SCISSORS! I WIN!!' and drive off. The trouble isn't outrunning the cop's car. The real difficulty is outrunning that two-way radio. Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
As a general rule, when you're having sex with someone else, and the other person says "no", you need to stop immediately. However, there is one exception:
Comparing the Universal Oneness of All Life to Yo Mama since 2010.
![[Image: harmlesskitchen.png]](https://i.postimg.cc/yxR97P23/harmlesskitchen.png) I was born with the gift of laughter and a sense the world is mad. ![[Image: 6f120d3afe3b3b0dba65bb86086be012.jpg]](https://i.pinimg.com/originals/6f/12/0d/6f120d3afe3b3b0dba65bb86086be012.jpg) Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
I know just the guy!
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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![[Image: 55646559_3148441028502932_52043523437635...e=5D0FB025]](https://scontent-atl3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/55646559_3148441028502932_5204352343763582976_n.jpg?_nc_cat=1&_nc_ht=scontent-atl3-1.xx&oh=58ae2d774d92fc6043d17e329150334f&oe=5D0FB025) Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
March 27, 2019 at 2:57 pm
(This post was last modified: March 28, 2019 at 12:02 pm by The Valkyrie.)
"The difference between kinky and erotic is using a feather or the whole chicken."
- Terry Pratchett Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"  RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
March 27, 2019 at 4:07 pm
(This post was last modified: March 28, 2019 at 12:03 pm by The Valkyrie.)
(March 27, 2019 at 2:57 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: "The difference between kinky and erotic is using a feather or the whole chicken." Give a man a fire and he's warm for a day. Set a man on fire and he's warm for he rest of his life. Also Terry Pratchett. You can fix ignorance, you can't fix stupid. Tinkety Tonk and down with the Nazis. |
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