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Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
(March 28, 2019 at 4:36 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:
(March 28, 2019 at 3:38 pm)onlinebiker Wrote: There' s always room on the mantle for one more award.......

Oh, sure, I could make room on the 'I Love Me Shelf' for another, but I already have six.  Any more would just be gauche.

Boru

Also known as the "have cock and spank it" award...

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
(March 28, 2019 at 4:41 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote:
(March 28, 2019 at 4:36 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Oh, sure, I could make room on the 'I Love Me Shelf' for another, but I already have six.  Any more would just be gauche.

Boru

Also known as the "have cock and spank it" award...

I WILL find that webcam you've got hidden in my house.

Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
(March 28, 2019 at 4:43 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:
(March 28, 2019 at 4:41 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Also known as the "have cock and spank it" award...

I WILL find that webcam you've got hidden in my house.

Boru

Here's a clue: Eye of the tiger...

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
Jesus Christ!@

Doesn't anyone work in New Zealand these days anymore!
(this message was delay sent last night!)
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
(March 28, 2019 at 8:08 pm)ignoramus Wrote: Jesus Christ!@

Doesn't anyone work in New Zealand these days anymore!
(this message was delay sent last night!)

Day of remembrance. Nothing much happening for me today.

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
Had to go out a couple of hours ago.

I live in a culturally diverse area. In my street alone, there are your typical Anglo-Celt Aussies, a Sudanese family, a Muslim family and a Sikh family

In the nearly three decades I've lived here, I've rarely seen an hijab. Today I saw what seemed to be a woman in full burqa, walking along the foot path with a young man at her side. If the family is that conservative, she would not be permitted to leave the house alone.

My reaction was sadness rather than anger. I realised almost immediately that neither reaction is appropriate. The pair were not breaking any laws as far as I could see--IT"S REALLY, TRULY, ROOLY , NONE OF MY BUSINESS.

I think that experience alone justifies getting up this morning.
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
Hey, Iggy!

You're Greek. Are you interested in helping me with an historical re-enactment of the Battle of Thermopolae?


The last bit?

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
Know nothing about it, sorry. But if I am to guess, coming from you, I probably die a painful death?

(if mum and dad wanted their kids to be Greek, they should have stayed in Greece. My sisters and I can barely speak it now, sadly)
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
(March 29, 2019 at 7:04 am)ignoramus Wrote: Know nothing about it, sorry. But if I am to guess, coming from you, I probably die a painful death?

(if mum and dad wanted their kids to be Greek, they should have stayed in Greece. My sisters and I can barely speak it now, sadly)

Watch 300.

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
(March 29, 2019 at 12:50 am)fredd bear Wrote: Had to go out a couple of hours ago.

I live in a culturally diverse area. In my street alone, there are your typical Anglo-Celt Aussies, a Sudanese family, a Muslim family and a Sikh family

In the nearly three decades I've lived here, I've rarely seen an hijab. Today I saw what seemed to be a woman in full burqa, walking along the foot path with a young man at her side. If the family is that conservative, she would not be permitted to leave the house alone.

My reaction was sadness rather than anger. I realised almost immediately that neither reaction is appropriate. The pair were not breaking any laws as far as I could see--IT"S REALLY, TRULY, ROOLY , NONE OF MY BUSINESS.

I think that experience alone justifies  getting up this  morning.

Good on yer.  I came to the conclusion long ago that chief key to my essential happiness is minding my own bloody business.

Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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