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How you would like to be described at your funeral.
#1
How you would like to be described at your funeral.
Just thought I would lighten the mood Smile

I'm hoping that someone get's off their arse and says something about me that remotely sounds like me. I've been to too many funerals where they could have been burying anyone.

It's a chore for people having to turn up. I'm hoping that anyone who bothers to turn up at mine at least has a laugh. And I hope I'm remembered for that.
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#2
RE: How you would like to be described at your funeral.
We laughed so much at my grandma’s funeral. We cried too, but mostly we laughed. Everyone took turns telling funny stories they remembered about her. It was really nice.

I hope at my funeral they say and do whatever makes them feel better. I won’t be there so it won’t make a difference to me how they go about it.
(August 21, 2017 at 11:31 pm)KevinM1 Wrote: "I'm not a troll"
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#3
RE: How you would like to be described at your funeral.
Well, there's the greatest funeral oration in the history of film, courtesy of David Warner in The Ballad of Cable Hogue. That would be a good place to start.



Comparing the Universal Oneness of All Life to Yo Mama since 2010.

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I was born with the gift of laughter and a sense the world is mad.
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#4
RE: How you would like to be described at your funeral.
He was here and now he's gone. The end.
We do not inherit the world from our parents. We borrow it from our children.
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#5
RE: How you would like to be described at your funeral.
He's dead Jim !!! Hilarious
Seek strength, not to be greater than my brother, but to fight my greatest enemy -- myself.

Inuit Proverb

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#6
RE: How you would like to be described at your funeral.
"The clone of the Empress is alive and well. All hail the Empress!"

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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#7
RE: How you would like to be described at your funeral.
I won't have a funeral. There may be a memorial but that would be against my instructions (kinda hard to enforce when you're croaked).

The most I could hope for is that the med students in the cadaver lab say "well now, this one is certainly interesting".
Being told you're delusional does not necessarily mean you're mental. 
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#8
RE: How you would like to be described at your funeral.
Hey!

This guy' s not dead!




That' d work for me.
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#9
RE: How you would like to be described at your funeral.
A codicil in my will says that I am to have a humanist memorial instead of a funeral. My atheist nephew is my executor, so my wishes will be carried out. I just want to be remembered as a guy who was honest, generous and kind toward everyone who deserved it.  Great
"The world is my country; all of humanity are my brethren; and to do good deeds is my religion." (Thomas Paine)
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#10
RE: How you would like to be described at your funeral.
(April 26, 2019 at 8:21 pm)IWNKYAAIMI Wrote: Just thought I would lighten the mood Smile

I'm hoping that someone get's off their arse and says something about me that remotely sounds like me. I've been to too many funerals where they could have been burying anyone.

It's a chore for people having to turn up. I'm hoping that anyone who bothers to turn up at mine at least has a laugh. And I hope I'm remembered for that.

I would hope everyone who wants to say anything about me at my funeral will remember no one will remember a word of what they say about me after they die.

(April 26, 2019 at 10:28 pm)onlinebiker Wrote: Hey!

This guy' s not dead!




That' d work for me.

Quick, throw more dirt on it!
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