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RE: joke time
November 27, 2019 at 6:26 pm
(November 27, 2019 at 5:42 pm)ThinkingIsThinking Wrote: No. No to jokes. No to humor. No to emotion. No. Been there and done that.

I guess that's as humorous as I get.

Yuck, right?

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RE: joke time
November 27, 2019 at 6:54 pm (This post was last modified: November 27, 2019 at 6:56 pm by ThinkingIsThinking.)
I just joined here and already read that this place might be dying. In spite of this being the top 'atheist forum' result when I Google it. What's up with that? People being too people-y? Lack of professionalism?
(November 27, 2019 at 6:26 pm)Succubus Wrote:
(November 27, 2019 at 5:42 pm)ThinkingIsThinking Wrote: No. No to jokes. No to humor. No to emotion. No. Been there and done that.

I guess that's as humorous as I get.

Yuck, right?

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Vat????
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#3383
RE: joke time
November 27, 2019 at 8:28 pm
(November 27, 2019 at 6:54 pm)ThinkingIsThinking Wrote: I just joined here and already read that this place might be dying. In spite of this being the top 'atheist forum' result when I Google it. What's up with that? People being too people-y? Lack of professionalism?
(November 27, 2019 at 6:26 pm)Succubus Wrote: [Image: BK.jpg]

Vat????

No, that's a sock.  This


[Image: OilVat-620x349.jpg]

is a vat.

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#3384
RE: joke time
November 27, 2019 at 8:38 pm
(November 27, 2019 at 8:28 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:
(November 27, 2019 at 6:54 pm)ThinkingIsThinking Wrote: I just joined here and already read that this place might be dying. In spite of this being the top 'atheist forum' result when I Google it. What's up with that? People being too people-y? Lack of professionalism?

Vat????

No, that's a sock.  This


[Image: OilVat-620x349.jpg]

is a vat.

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#3385
RE: joke time
November 27, 2019 at 8:38 pm (This post was last modified: November 27, 2019 at 8:40 pm by Fireball.)
(November 27, 2019 at 8:28 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:
(November 27, 2019 at 6:54 pm)ThinkingIsThinking Wrote: I just joined here and already read that this place might be dying. In spite of this being the top 'atheist forum' result when I Google it. What's up with that? People being too people-y? Lack of professionalism?

Vat????

No, that's a sock.  This


[Image: OilVat-620x349.jpg]

is a vat.

Boru

Yeah, I was starting to think, sock. Seems to know an awful lot about the place, for someone who "just found it on the internet", methinks.
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RE: joke time
November 27, 2019 at 8:55 pm
(November 27, 2019 at 8:28 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:
(November 27, 2019 at 6:54 pm)ThinkingIsThinking Wrote: I just joined here and already read that this place might be dying. In spite of this being the top 'atheist forum' result when I Google it. What's up with that? People being too people-y? Lack of professionalism?

Vat????

No, that's a sock.  This


[Image: OilVat-620x349.jpg]

is a vat.

Boru

To clarify, "Vat????" is how I was pronouncing "What????"
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RE: joke time
November 27, 2019 at 9:27 pm
(November 27, 2019 at 8:55 pm)ThinkingIsThinking Wrote:
(November 27, 2019 at 8:28 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: No, that's a sock.  This


[Image: OilVat-620x349.jpg]

is a vat.

Boru

To clarify, "Vat????" is how I was pronouncing "What????"

Are you German?

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RE: joke time
November 27, 2019 at 9:29 pm
(November 27, 2019 at 8:38 pm)Fireball Wrote:
(November 27, 2019 at 8:28 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: No, that's a sock.  This


[Image: OilVat-620x349.jpg]

is a vat.

Boru

Yeah, I was starting to think, sock. Seems to know an awful lot about the place, for someone who "just found it on the internet", methinks.

Starting to kind of get that vibe as well.  We're already past the point where genuine newbies ask me, 'Why do you sign all your posts?'

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RE: joke time
November 27, 2019 at 9:32 pm
Back to the jokes.

I used to date a woman who collected trampolines.  Our relationship had a lot of ups and downs.

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RE: joke time
November 27, 2019 at 10:40 pm (This post was last modified: November 27, 2019 at 10:40 pm by ignoramus.)
Not a very funny joke man, you shoulda bounced it off me first ...
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