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RE: joke time
November 27, 2019 at 11:03 pm
(November 27, 2019 at 10:40 pm)ignoramus Wrote: Not a very funny joke man, you shoulda bounced it off me first ...

Wouldn’t work.

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RE: joke time
November 27, 2019 at 11:34 pm
boobies, yes.
axes, no!
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RE: joke time
November 28, 2019 at 6:11 am (This post was last modified: November 28, 2019 at 6:15 am by Little lunch.)
I'll have what he's having.
What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?

He wiped his arse.




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RE: joke time
November 28, 2019 at 12:33 pm
(November 27, 2019 at 11:34 pm)ignoramus Wrote: boobies, yes.
axes, no!

But you run when I try to show you my car at high speed!
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#3395
RE: joke time
November 28, 2019 at 7:14 pm
(November 27, 2019 at 5:52 pm)no one Wrote: There's always your face, right?

Actually, I'm a good-looking bastard.
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#3396
RE: joke time
November 28, 2019 at 7:17 pm
Your mom's opinion doesn't count.
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#3397
RE: joke time
December 1, 2019 at 5:22 am
(November 28, 2019 at 12:33 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote:
(November 27, 2019 at 11:34 pm)ignoramus Wrote: boobies, yes.
axes, no!

But you run when I try to show you my car at high speed!

Everybody! This is why I don't get "butterflies" when a pretty lady responds to me. It's more a creepy spider feeling! Big Grin
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RE: joke time
December 1, 2019 at 6:53 am
(November 27, 2019 at 11:34 pm)ignoramus Wrote: boobies, yes.
axes, no!

How do you feel about boobies with axes tattooed on them?

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RE: joke time
December 1, 2019 at 9:00 am
Sounds nice.




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RE: joke time
December 4, 2019 at 11:24 am (This post was last modified: December 4, 2019 at 11:41 am by BrianSoddingBoru4.)
Banker:  Let me see if I understand this...you're applying for a loan to start an all-marsupial fighting league?

Me:  Yes, I call it 'Mortal Wombat.'

Banker:

Me:

Banker:  I'm in.

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