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RE: joke time
February 14, 2020 at 4:29 pm
‘Do you sell post hole diggers?’
‘Sorry, no.’
‘Alright, then. Do you rent post hole diggers?’
‘Indeed we do, sir!’
‘Why don’t you sell them?’
‘Because they’ve outlawed slavery.’
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RE: joke time
February 15, 2020 at 5:30 pm
It's important to be comfortable in your own skin because it's illegal to wear other peoples'.
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RE: joke time
February 15, 2020 at 6:50 pm
(February 15, 2020 at 5:30 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: It's important to be comfortable in your own skin because it's illegal to wear other peoples'.
Tell that to "Buffalo Bill".
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RE: joke time
February 15, 2020 at 8:04 pm
(February 15, 2020 at 6:50 pm)A. Secular Human Wrote: (February 15, 2020 at 5:30 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: It's important to be comfortable in your own skin because it's illegal to wear other peoples'.
Tell that to "Buffalo Bill".
" Hey, Buffalio Bill. It'd important to be comfortable with your own skin because it's illegal to wear other peoples'."
*voice from basement*
"Okay, good to know! And we're out of lotion!"
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RE: joke time
February 16, 2020 at 6:27 pm
How much is the rent on this wonderful apartment?
Ma'am. This is a liquor store.
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RE: joke time
February 16, 2020 at 6:30 pm
(February 16, 2020 at 6:27 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: How much is the rent on this wonderful apartment?
Ma'am. This is a liquor store.
It used to be a dream of mine to marry a terminally ill nymphomaniac who owned a liquor store.
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RE: joke time
February 16, 2020 at 6:56 pm
(February 16, 2020 at 6:30 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: (February 16, 2020 at 6:27 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: How much is the rent on this wonderful apartment?
Ma'am. This is a liquor store.
It used to be a dream of mine to marry a terminally ill nymphomaniac who owned a liquor store.
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One out of three...
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RE: joke time
February 16, 2020 at 9:05 pm
(February 16, 2020 at 6:56 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: (February 16, 2020 at 6:30 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: It used to be a dream of mine to marry a terminally ill nymphomaniac who owned a liquor store.
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One out of three...
Not even that - she’s quite healthy.
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RE: joke time
February 17, 2020 at 1:49 pm
(February 17, 2020 at 10:58 am)Brian37 Wrote: (February 14, 2020 at 4:29 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: ‘Do you sell post hole diggers?’
‘Sorry, no.’
‘Alright, then. Do you rent post hole diggers?’
‘Indeed we do, sir!’
‘Why don’t you sell them?’
‘Because they’ve outlawed slavery.’
Boru
THAT IS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WRONG...... lol
I wanted to start my own liquor store. But they told me the only place I could do that legally was Nevada.
Outlawing slavery is wrong? In what sense?
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