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#3491
RE: joke time
February 15, 2020 at 5:30 pm
It's important to be comfortable in your own skin because it's illegal to wear other peoples'.

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#3492
RE: joke time
February 15, 2020 at 6:50 pm
(February 15, 2020 at 5:30 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: It's important to be comfortable in your own skin because it's illegal to wear other peoples'.

Tell that to "Buffalo Bill".
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RE: joke time
February 15, 2020 at 8:04 pm
(February 15, 2020 at 6:50 pm)A. Secular Human Wrote:
(February 15, 2020 at 5:30 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: It's important to be comfortable in your own skin because it's illegal to wear other peoples'.

Tell that to "Buffalo Bill".

" Hey, Buffalio Bill. It'd important to be comfortable with your own skin because it's illegal to wear other peoples'."

*voice from basement*

"Okay, good to know! And we're out of lotion!"

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RE: joke time
February 16, 2020 at 6:27 pm
How much is the rent on this wonderful apartment?

Ma'am. This is a liquor store.

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RE: joke time
February 16, 2020 at 6:30 pm
(February 16, 2020 at 6:27 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: How much is the rent on this wonderful apartment?

Ma'am. This is a liquor store.

It used to be a dream of mine to marry a terminally ill nymphomaniac who owned a liquor store.

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RE: joke time
February 16, 2020 at 6:56 pm
(February 16, 2020 at 6:30 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:
(February 16, 2020 at 6:27 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: How much is the rent on this wonderful apartment?

Ma'am. This is a liquor store.

It used to be a dream of mine to marry a terminally ill nymphomaniac who owned a liquor store.

Boru

One out of three...

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RE: joke time
February 16, 2020 at 9:05 pm
(February 16, 2020 at 6:56 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote:
(February 16, 2020 at 6:30 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: It used to be a dream of mine to marry a terminally ill nymphomaniac who owned a liquor store.

Boru

One out of three...

Not even that - she’s quite healthy.

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RE: joke time
February 17, 2020 at 10:58 am (This post was last modified: February 17, 2020 at 11:00 am by Jackie.)
(February 14, 2020 at 4:29 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: ‘Do you sell post hole diggers?’

‘Sorry, no.’

‘Alright, then. Do you rent post hole diggers?’

‘Indeed we do, sir!’

‘Why don’t you sell them?’

‘Because they’ve outlawed slavery.’

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THAT IS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WRONG...... lol Hilarious
I wanted to start my own liquor store. But they told me the only place I could do that legally was Nevada.
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RE: joke time
February 17, 2020 at 1:49 pm
(February 17, 2020 at 10:58 am)Brian37 Wrote:
(February 14, 2020 at 4:29 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: ‘Do you sell post hole diggers?’

‘Sorry, no.’

‘Alright, then. Do you rent post hole diggers?’

‘Indeed we do, sir!’

‘Why don’t you sell them?’

‘Because they’ve outlawed slavery.’

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THAT IS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WRONG...... lol Hilarious
I wanted to start my own liquor store. But they told me the only place I could do that legally was Nevada.

Outlawing slavery is wrong? In what sense?

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RE: joke time
February 17, 2020 at 5:42 pm
Me as a lawyer, "Go in there, plead guilty, and ask for the death penalty."

Client, "It's a parking ticket."

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