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joke time
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‘Do you sell post hole diggers?’
‘Sorry, no.’ ‘Alright, then. Do you rent post hole diggers?’ ‘Indeed we do, sir!’ ‘Why don’t you sell them?’ ‘Because they’ve outlawed slavery.’ Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
It's important to be comfortable in your own skin because it's illegal to wear other peoples'.
Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"  (February 15, 2020 at 5:30 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: It's important to be comfortable in your own skin because it's illegal to wear other peoples'. Tell that to "Buffalo Bill".
Disappointing theists since 1968!
(February 15, 2020 at 6:50 pm)A. Secular Human Wrote:(February 15, 2020 at 5:30 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: It's important to be comfortable in your own skin because it's illegal to wear other peoples'. " Hey, Buffalio Bill. It'd important to be comfortable with your own skin because it's illegal to wear other peoples'." *voice from basement* "Okay, good to know! And we're out of lotion!" Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"
How much is the rent on this wonderful apartment?
Ma'am. This is a liquor store. Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???" (February 16, 2020 at 6:27 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: How much is the rent on this wonderful apartment? It used to be a dream of mine to marry a terminally ill nymphomaniac who owned a liquor store. Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
(February 16, 2020 at 6:30 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:(February 16, 2020 at 6:27 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: How much is the rent on this wonderful apartment? One out of three... Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???" (February 16, 2020 at 6:56 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote:(February 16, 2020 at 6:30 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: It used to be a dream of mine to marry a terminally ill nymphomaniac who owned a liquor store. Not even that - she’s quite healthy. Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
 RE: joke time
February 17, 2020 at 10:58 am
(This post was last modified: February 17, 2020 at 11:00 am by Brian37.)
(February 14, 2020 at 4:29 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: ‘Do you sell post hole diggers?’ THAT IS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WRONG...... lol  I wanted to start my own liquor store. But they told me the only place I could do that legally was Nevada. (February 17, 2020 at 10:58 am)Brian37 Wrote:(February 14, 2020 at 4:29 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: ‘Do you sell post hole diggers?’ Outlawing slavery is wrong? In what sense? Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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