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Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
June 16, 2020 at 8:26 pm
Found another clip of Trump on his walk to the church:

https://i.imgur.com/LZCyLYp.gifv

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
June 16, 2020 at 9:38 pm
(June 16, 2020 at 8:26 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Found another clip of Trump on his walk to the church:

https://i.imgur.com/LZCyLYp.gifv

Hilarious  I can see the spurs!
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
June 17, 2020 at 9:00 am
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
June 17, 2020 at 11:21 am
(June 17, 2020 at 9:00 am)ignoramus Wrote: [Image: image.png]
I thought that last one was the confederate army knife.



You can fix ignorance, you can't fix stupid.

Tinkety Tonk and down with the Nazis.




 








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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
June 18, 2020 at 12:33 am
he was a punk

she did ballet

what more can i say

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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
June 18, 2020 at 12:42 am
(June 17, 2020 at 9:00 am)ignoramus Wrote: [Image: image.png]

The Italian one swaps sides.

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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
June 18, 2020 at 2:13 am (This post was last modified: June 18, 2020 at 2:17 am by Fake Messiah.)
Wow, I had no clue until right now that there's a whole avalanche of remakes of old cult movies played by mucho guys now done by women

Like superman where now a superwoman is being played by Michelle Forbes

[Image: Superman.jpg]

Then there's new robocop played by Natasha Henstridge

[Image: Robocop-3.jpg]

Then even "Fistful of Dollars" is remade by this actress who will remake all of Eastwood's spaghetti westerns and will become an action hero superstar for the 21st century

[Image: Eastwood.jpg]

Then there's this Rambo reboot that was supposed to open this summer

[Image: Rambo.jpg]

And to show that they are not just violent femmes and that women have a sense of humor, there is also a Mr. Bean female remake by Emma Thompson

[Image: Bean.jpg]
teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
June 18, 2020 at 4:31 am
Jesus Christ! I thought I was old!

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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
June 18, 2020 at 9:31 am
I bought a cassette tape player in '74 after the 8-track player croaked, and sold all those tapes for a buck a pop. 8-track players came out by the time I had a car to drive, but some of my friends had 4-track players.
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
June 18, 2020 at 10:40 am
(June 18, 2020 at 9:31 am)Fireball Wrote: I bought a cassette tape player in '74 after the 8-track player croaked, and sold all those tapes for a buck a pop. 8-track players came out by the time I had a car to drive, but some of my friends had 4-track players.

I had a reel to reel in my truck......



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