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Teach Cops to Maim?
#51
RE: Teach Cops to Maim?
(November 11, 2020 at 11:59 am)The Grand Nudger Wrote: Yes, let's.  Let's give no training to cops who no longer exist, who used to have no training when they did.  The absurd end presents itself again.

If you currently have three cops - fire two, train the remaining third with one freed salary...you'll end up with one better trained (and still heavily armed) officer and a 33% reduction in funding.  This is america, I'm not going to humor any shit about how the cops just can't stop killing us unless we give them more money.  They can and they will.

And the cunts who are busy shooting each other (and catching multitudes of innocents in the crossfire) will all go home, kiss mom and sing a few rounds of Kumbya....


Yup... Sounds like a solid plan....


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#52
RE: Teach Cops to Maim?
They don't work for us. Cops do. We should absolutely send shooty cops home - forever.

If you're worried about the solidity of the plan, perhaps you could explain how having less murderous cops could go wrong?
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#53
RE: Teach Cops to Maim?
Shooty cops?

You sound like a third grader.

And not one from the top of the curve.
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#54
RE: Teach Cops to Maim?
I leave the toilet seat up and I've probably kicked a dog, too.

Can you explain why we shouldn't send shooty cops home? I'm going to assume that you agree, otherwise - and just felt the need to say something.
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#55
RE: Teach Cops to Maim?
(November 11, 2020 at 12:22 pm)The Grand Nudger Wrote: I leave the toilet seat up and I've probably kicked a dog, too.  

Can you explain why we shouldn't send shooty cops home?

Get your finger out of your nose, your thumb out of your mouth and enlighten us with your definition of "shooty cop".

(And don't simply swap digits)
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#56
RE: Teach Cops to Maim?
Something, anything.

Having wrung all that nonsense out, here are some numbers. We'll use the 1k figure for cops straight up murdering people - which is unofficial - but we have to start somewhere.

Here are some official numbers to compare them with.

Quote:According to statistics reported to the FBI, 89 law enforcement officers were killed in line-of-duty incidents in 2019. Of these, 48 officers died as a result of felonious acts, and 41 officers died in accidents. Comprehensive data tables about these incidents and brief narratives describing the fatal attacks are included in Law Enforcement Officers Killed and Assaulted, 2019, released today.
https://www.fbi.gov/news/pressrel/press-...ne-of-duty

48-1k. I'm willing to see more cops and fewer citizens die as a result of a change in our policing policies - though I doubt it would happen for every reason that anyone ever mentions with respect to guns and crime.

At least the cops are all volunteers. Seems to me like the stats should be reversed. That 1k brave men and women died saving all but 48 people. That would be impressive, but what we have is just sad and cheap.
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#57
RE: Teach Cops to Maim?
(November 11, 2020 at 10:30 am)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote:
(November 11, 2020 at 9:57 am)SUNGULA Wrote: Except no such thing was demonstrated only asserted by you  Hehe

That was a solid 3rd grade school yard there.
Nah a University level dismissal of your preschooler "because I say so neener neener" responses.
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#58
RE: Teach Cops to Maim?
(November 11, 2020 at 5:07 pm)SUNGULA Wrote:
(November 11, 2020 at 10:30 am)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: That was a solid 3rd grade school yard there.
Nah a University level dismissal of your preschooler "because I say so neener neener" responses.

Zilla specializes in ipse dipshit arguments.
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#59
RE: Teach Cops to Maim?
(November 11, 2020 at 5:07 pm)SUNGULA Wrote:
(November 11, 2020 at 10:30 am)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: That was a solid 3rd grade school yard there.
Nah a University level dismissal of your preschooler "because I say so neener neener" responses.

Well, I guess my fourteen years at Purdue were wasted. I should have gone to City Dump U. to keep pace with you.
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#60
RE: Teach Cops to Maim?
(November 11, 2020 at 5:58 pm)Angrboda Wrote:
(November 11, 2020 at 5:07 pm)SUNGULA Wrote: Nah a University level dismissal of your preschooler "because I say so neener neener" responses.

Zilla specializes in ipse dipshit arguments.
Angstbobo, try harder.
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