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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
November 13, 2020 at 6:14 pm
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
November 13, 2020 at 9:39 pm
(November 12, 2020 at 10:23 am)The Valkyrie Wrote: (November 12, 2020 at 10:17 am)Fake Messiah Wrote: Guys, you better watch out where you aim when you pee off the bridge
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I would pay money to see that.
What makes you think something analogous to that doesn't exist already? It's NSFW, so ...
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
November 14, 2020 at 11:20 pm
(November 12, 2020 at 8:45 pm)Rhizomorph13 Wrote: Electricity can jump 1mm per KV so even a broken stream could conduct given enough voltage. I saw the Mythbuster's episode as well and in the slow-mo the breaks in the stream were major. I'm betting that an actual pee stream would have less gaps and also be more conductive given the electrolytes in pee.
Is it possible the gaps in the MythBusters episode were due to the liquid's pump? Small pumps often have intermittent spurts of pressure, and if not regulated, result in a discontinuous stream of droplets. Continuous liquid pressure from the muscles around the bladder would not display such a phenomenon.
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
November 14, 2020 at 11:52 pm
(November 14, 2020 at 11:20 pm)A. Secular Human Wrote: (November 12, 2020 at 8:45 pm)Rhizomorph13 Wrote: Electricity can jump 1mm per KV so even a broken stream could conduct given enough voltage. I saw the Mythbuster's episode as well and in the slow-mo the breaks in the stream were major. I'm betting that an actual pee stream would have less gaps and also be more conductive given the electrolytes in pee.
Is it possible the gaps in the MythBusters episode were due to the liquid's pump? Small pumps often have intermittent spurts of pressure, and if not regulated, result in a discontinuous stream of droplets. Continuous liquid pressure from the muscles around the bladder would not display such a phenomenon.
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So am I. Had I been the person in charge of the episode where they tried to set a ship on fire with reflective devices, it would have been ignited. I've seen many things that they have done wrong, but can't be asked to go and correct them. One other case stands out (among many) when they heated up candy in a microwave with no door and pieces flying out burnt them. No protective gear? Dafuq? Blinded by superheated candy, anyone?
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
November 15, 2020 at 8:29 am
(November 14, 2020 at 11:20 pm)A. Secular Human Wrote: (November 12, 2020 at 8:45 pm)Rhizomorph13 Wrote: Electricity can jump 1mm per KV so even a broken stream could conduct given enough voltage. I saw the Mythbuster's episode as well and in the slow-mo the breaks in the stream were major. I'm betting that an actual pee stream would have less gaps and also be more conductive given the electrolytes in pee.
Is it possible the gaps in the MythBusters episode were due to the liquid's pump? Small pumps often have intermittent spurts of pressure, and if not regulated, result in a discontinuous stream of droplets. Continuous liquid pressure from the muscles around the bladder would not display such a phenomenon.
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That's probably what makes you attractive to the smart ones.
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
November 15, 2020 at 7:26 pm
(November 15, 2020 at 8:29 am)Sal Wrote: (November 14, 2020 at 11:20 pm)A. Secular Human Wrote: Is it possible the gaps in the MythBusters episode were due to the liquid's pump? Small pumps often have intermittent spurts of pressure, and if not regulated, result in a discontinuous stream of droplets. Continuous liquid pressure from the muscles around the bladder would not display such a phenomenon.
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
November 15, 2020 at 10:09 pm
Best weather report ever
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
November 15, 2020 at 10:11 pm
(November 12, 2020 at 10:17 am)Fake Messiah Wrote: Guys, you better watch out where you aim when you pee off the bridge
I don't get it. 
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
November 16, 2020 at 1:09 am
Do you get this one?
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teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
November 16, 2020 at 2:46 am
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(November 15, 2020 at 7:26 pm)A. Secular Human Wrote: (November 15, 2020 at 8:29 am)Sal Wrote: That's probably what makes you attractive to the smart ones.
Been married to one for forty years...
I wasn't talking about your wife ...
(November 15, 2020 at 10:09 pm)SUNGULA Wrote: Best weather report ever
That weather man is a fucking comedian, and he knows it. He can even say "[...] I think steel melts at that temperature" without flinching. Great vid.
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