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RE: A very clever alien..
December 25, 2020 at 7:22 am
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RE: A very clever alien..
December 25, 2020 at 9:28 am
Prycejosh1987,
Let me attempt to correct you on the subject of evolution.
It is not something you believe or disbelieve.
It's about acceptance of facts or denial of facts.
Humans did not evolve from apes. We share a common ancestor with them.
In much the same way that I did not evolve from my cousins. I share a common ancestor with them, our grandfather.
Your understanding of evolution needs more education.
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RE: A very clever alien..
December 25, 2020 at 9:50 am
Evolution is based on "fit to survive" rather than "survival of the fittest". If you're not fit to survive you don't pass on your genes. If the DNA makes a mistake that cause that unfitness, that's evolution. There are levels of fitness, of course. An invisible Thompson's gazelle would be very fit to survive. A Tommy that can run faster than one other Tommy is fit to survive and provides joke fodder as well.
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RE: A very clever alien..
December 25, 2020 at 9:57 am
(This post was last modified: December 25, 2020 at 9:02 pm by arewethereyet.)
(December 21, 2020 at 3:17 pm)Prycejosh1987 Wrote: The answer is simple, check their breath and look for signs of the pieces of dinner in their mouths. Farts also smells like food naturally. There are many different things the alien could try, such as check of signs. and clues. The alien could ask his wife who made him the dinner about the kids, she might have gave the dinner to one of the children. He could also see or remember what kind of foods the kids like to eat, and if they have any allergies.
By the way the theory of everything can keep going on. I and the bible believe in progressive intelligence, i do not believe in evolution, things tend to mix or develop someway, this works with some animals, etc but it does not apply to humans evolving from apes. Animals can evolve through circumstances, did you know that the shape of a child's head can naturally be different from another due to how they come out of the mothers vagina. One person sees a big head in his back garden, and thinks it was an ancestor, giants existed long ago according to both science and scripture.
Bold mine - The Bible has the ability to believe? WTAF is that shit?
Oh - Baby heads are malleable so they can pass through the birth canal. Afterward they attain their shape and the bones of the skull harden. You obviously don't know what you don't know.
Yer an idiot.
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RE: A very clever alien..
December 25, 2020 at 11:59 am
Quote:giants existed long ago according to both science and scripture.
I'm familiar with the scriptural claims, I'm afraid I'm going to have to ask you to source the scientific ones.
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RE: A very clever alien..
December 25, 2020 at 8:57 pm
(November 12, 2020 at 7:55 pm)Klorophyll Wrote: Hi there,
Stop the silly stuff you're doing there. Just imagine some extremely high IQ alien, for whom QM and relativity are kindergarten stuff. This clever alien was able to figure out all our major advances in mathematics instantly. For our alien, following arguments and deducing things is a piece of cake. Earlier today, the alien announced that he reached the absolute best explanation of all observable phenomena in the universe, he even proved that his Theory of Everything cannot be improved any further.
Our same alien asked his wife this night to make dinner for him, as his research work is taking all of his waking time. She wasn't there when he returned home. Feeling completely exhausted, he fell asleep for some minutes, woke up and went for his long-awaited meal.
It appears one of his two kids mercilessly swallowed it. After he confronted them, they simply said : any formal proof that we ate your dinner, sir ? He thought long and hard and couldn't come up with any conclusive proof, that one (or two?) of his kids, as a personal, intelligent agent, went on and devoured his dinner. He just kept asking himself, banging his head, his deduction machine, really hard against the wall : what's wrong with me? I know that these bastards are the possible explanation for my meal's sudden disappearence.. But they're pressing me for some hardcore syllogism with them in the conclusion..? Did these fools really outsmart me ?
Can any atheist here help the alien, and back his kids into a corner?
Seems like something from that old Jetsons cartoon.
On point: since food consumption is an actual physical process the ability to prove whether it took place or not only depends on the instrumentation and moral boundaties of the inquirer.
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RE: A very clever alien..
December 25, 2020 at 9:26 pm
Easy. You show the alien the undeniable proofs for FSM, The alien converts and hence more cooks BBQ for you every weekend and even lets you sexually engage with its Glaffgin.
"For the only way to eternal glory is a life lived in service of our Lord, FSM; Verily it is FSM who is the perfect being the name higher than all names, king of all kings and will bestow upon us all, one day, The great reclaiming" -The Prophet Boiardi-
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RE: A very clever alien..
December 26, 2020 at 9:08 am
(December 25, 2020 at 11:59 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Quote:giants existed long ago according to both science and scripture.
I'm familiar with the scriptural claims, I'm afraid I'm going to have to ask you to source the scientific ones.
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RE: A very clever alien..
December 26, 2020 at 2:36 pm
(December 21, 2020 at 3:17 pm)Prycejosh1987 Wrote: giants existed long ago according to both science and scripture.
I'll bet you were valedictorian at your home school, right?
There is zero, nada, zilch, scientific evidence for the existence of giants.
At one time I would have been astounded that people in the 21st century actually believe this. Sadly, in 2020, such ridiculous beliefs seem to be common place.
You'd believe if you just opened your heart" is a terrible argument for religion. It's basically saying, "If you bias yourself enough, you can convince yourself that this is true." If religion were true, people wouldn't need faith to believe it -- it would be supported by good evidence.
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RE: A very clever alien..
December 26, 2020 at 2:47 pm
(December 26, 2020 at 9:08 am)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: (December 25, 2020 at 11:59 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: I'm familiar with the scriptural claims, I'm afraid I'm going to have to ask you to source the scientific ones.
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Infowars doesn't count because Alex Jones can't.
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