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RE: joke time
March 4, 2021 at 5:24 pm
(March 4, 2021 at 5:11 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: I just invented a mind-controlled air freshener.
It sounds crazy, but it makes scents when you think about it.
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March 4, 2021 at 9:52 pm
A cave man is cooking when another walks into the cave.
"The mammoth smells great!" says one.
"Actually," says the other, "it's a mastodon!"
This was the first evolutionary stirrings of...
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March 4, 2021 at 9:56 pm
I want to hear about the stirrings of Homo Erectus
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RE: joke time
March 4, 2021 at 10:00 pm
(March 4, 2021 at 9:56 pm)░I░G░N░O░R░A░M░U░S ░ Wrote: I want to hear about the stirrings of Homo Erectus
Ask Eleven...
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March 4, 2021 at 10:28 pm
How the hell could they come to that finding
I'd love to hear Vorlon's explanation if he was with us! RIP.
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March 4, 2021 at 10:30 pm
(March 4, 2021 at 10:28 pm)░I░G░N░O░R░A░M░U░S ░ Wrote:
How the hell could they come to that finding
I'd love to hear Vorlon's explanation if he was with us! RIP.
He was near a rainbow rock painting.
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March 5, 2021 at 12:26 am
Or they just found petrified spinach and fetta quiche in what used to be his stomach area.
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March 5, 2021 at 1:01 am
"Homosexual or Transsexual"? What the actual fuck would that be, given the recently developed (<70 Y) surgical techniques? A woman's pelvic region is a bit different from a man's. If the individual was a transsexual, that skeletal formation would be pretty informative.
I remember from the 6th grade that we were told that a skeleton that we were presented with was female. The teacher just kind of sighed like I was some sort of perve, or something, at least that's the vibe I got, when I asked how one could tell. If you're going to tell a class of 11-year-olds the sex of a skeleton, you'd better be ready to answer that question.
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March 5, 2021 at 4:37 am
What's the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi?
The people of Dubai don't like the Flinstones, but the people of Abu Dhabi do.
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