(April 14, 2021 at 5:24 am)The Valkyrie Wrote: Which mythological creature casts no reflection?

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All of them.

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Nice one. 

Boru

Men, don't buy Ukrainian undies.

If you do, Chernobyl fallout.

God inventing the weasel.

"Do you know what we need on Earth? An otter you can't trust!"

At work todayI called the A&E and asked for a trauma team immediately.

The senior nurse asked why?

I told her it was because I stubbed my toe on a desk.

"You need a trauma team for a stubbed toe?" she asked.

"Of course not! It's for my boss. He laughed!"

I had a language teacher at school who told me I'd never be any good at poetry due to my dyslexia. Well, so far, I've made three jugs and a vase, so fuck you Mrs. McPherson.

Boru

(April 15, 2021 at 5:34 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: I had a language teacher at school who told me I'd never be any good at poetry due to my dyslexia. Well, so far, I've made three jugs and a vase, so fuck you Mrs. McPherson.

Boru

And then there was the dyslexic Satanist who sold his soul to Santa.

These days, 'Lance' isn't a particularly common name. In the Medieval period, however, people were named Lance a lot.

Boru

A Yorkshireman walks into a vet and says, "Ayyup. Can ye tek a look at me cat. 'E's not bin tha same o' late."

"Certainly," replies the vet, "First things first, is he a tom?"

"Nay," replies the Yorkshireman, "'e's 'ere wit me!"

I recent purchased an old album called 'Sounds Wasps Make'. When I got it home and played it, I thought, 'This doesn't sound anything like wasp sounds.'

Then I realized I was playing the bee side.

Boru

(April 16, 2021 at 4:50 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: I recent purchased an old album called 'Sounds Wasps Make'. When I got it home and played it, I thought, 'This doesn't sound anything like wasp sounds.'

Then I realized I was playing the bee side.

Boru

This is why the world must end!