(April 14, 2021 at 5:24 am)The Valkyrie Wrote: Which mythological creature casts no reflection?
Nice one.
Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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 Nice one. Boru 
Men, don't buy Ukrainian undies.
If you do, Chernobyl fallout. Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"
God inventing the weasel.
"Do you know what we need on Earth? An otter you can't trust!" Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"
At work todayI called the A&E and asked for a trauma team immediately.
The senior nurse asked why? I told her it was because I stubbed my toe on a desk. "You need a trauma team for a stubbed toe?" she asked. "Of course not! It's for my boss. He laughed!" Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"
I had a language teacher at school who told me I'd never be any good at poetry due to my dyslexia. Well, so far, I've made three jugs and a vase, so fuck you Mrs. McPherson.
Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
(April 15, 2021 at 5:34 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: I had a language teacher at school who told me I'd never be any good at poetry due to my dyslexia. Well, so far, I've made three jugs and a vase, so fuck you Mrs. McPherson. And then there was the dyslexic Satanist who sold his soul to Santa. Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"
These days, 'Lance' isn't a particularly common name. In the Medieval period, however, people were named Lance a lot.
Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
A Yorkshireman walks into a vet and says, "Ayyup. Can ye tek a look at me cat. 'E's not bin tha same o' late."
"Certainly," replies the vet, "First things first, is he a tom?" "Nay," replies the Yorkshireman, "'e's 'ere wit me!" Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"
I recent purchased an old album called 'Sounds Wasps Make'. When I got it home and played it, I thought, 'This doesn't sound anything like wasp sounds.'
Then I realized I was playing the bee side. Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
(April 16, 2021 at 4:50 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: I recent purchased an old album called 'Sounds Wasps Make'. When I got it home and played it, I thought, 'This doesn't sound anything like wasp sounds.' This is why the world must end! Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???" |
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