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Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
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Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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There's no one on earth who wouldn't say alligator under their breath after seeing that...

A nihilist is someone who doesn't believe.
Therefore by believing in nihilism, you automatically disqualify yourself as being a nihilist.

How can this? Now I feel like punching something.
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
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(November 22, 2021 at 6:20 am)ignoramus Wrote: There's no one on earth who wouldn't say alligator under their breath after seeing that...

A nihilist is someone who doesn't believe.
Therefore by believing in nihilism, you automatically disqualify yourself as being a nihilist.

How can this? Now I feel like punching something.

We don't have alligators in Australia.

However, we do have  salt water crocodiles up north. They may be encountered in coastal waters and inlets. They can grow to 20 feet in length. 


The saltwater crocodile (Crocodylus porosus) is a crocodilian native to saltwater habitats and brackish wetlands from India's east coast across Southeast Asia and the Sundaic region to northern Australia and Micronesia. It has been listed as Least Concern on the IUCN Red List since 1996.[2] It was hunted for its skin throughout its range up to the 1970s, and is threatened by illegal killing and habitat loss. It is regarded as dangerous for people who share the same environment.[3]

The saltwater crocodile is the largest living reptile and crocodilian known to science.[4][5][6] Males grow to a length of up to 6 m (20 ft), rarely exceeding 6.3 m (21 ft) or a weight of 1,000–1,300 kg (2,200–2,900 lb).[7][8][9] Females are much smaller and rarely surpass 3 m (10 ft).[10][11] It is also known as the estuarine crocodileIndo-Pacific crocodilemarine crocodilesea crocodile or informally as saltie.[12]

Saltwater crocodile - Wikipedia
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
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What fresh hell can this be? - Dorothy Parker
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To the person who stole my bottle of anti depressants, I hope you're happy!
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
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(November 24, 2021 at 12:11 am)ignoramus Wrote: To the person who stole my bottle of anti depressants, I hope you're happy!

Really? There are some really scummy people around. Have you managed to replace them?
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This business plan should go really, really well.

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Boru
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(November 22, 2021 at 6:20 am)ignoramus Wrote: There's no one on earth who wouldn't say alligator under their breath after seeing that...

A nihilist is someone who doesn't believe.
Therefore by believing in nihilism, you automatically disqualify yourself as being a nihilist.

How can this? Now I feel like punching something.

Oh, I didn't know that. I think my views are nihilistic.  This based on the view that "a few things matter a bit. Nothing matters much" 

I've never considered a matter of belief, rather a world view. Essentially, that life is meaningless.

(November 24, 2021 at 4:45 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: This business plan should go really, really well.

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Boru

Don't know about that. I guess it depends on her target demographic.    Tell ya wot, I'd hire her to go to my funeral. That would take the number attending to about four. Do I care? Not at all, what with being dead and all.

My best friend, of 50 years, died last year.  Over 300 people attended the funeral, including the State Premiere ( Like  a US State Governor) However,  he was still dead at the end. Dodgy


Addendum: I can see a flaw in my plan. How would I know she went?
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(November 24, 2021 at 4:45 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: This business plan should go really, really well.

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Boru
Funny enough paying for mourners is actually a thing and has been for centuries
"Change was inevitable"


Nemo sicut deus debet esse!

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