Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
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Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
Of course I am not thinking of anyone in particular on this forum. “If you are the smartest person in the room, then you are in the wrong room.” — Confucius (April 1, 2022 at 10:42 am)arewethereyet Wrote: I'm only demon-esque!
Dying to live, living to die.
(April 1, 2022 at 12:40 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote:(April 1, 2022 at 10:42 am)arewethereyet Wrote: That’s what you ALL say. Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
I just got excited about a new scent of dish soap.
Nobody warned me that adulthood was going to be such a non-stop thrill ride. “If you are the smartest person in the room, then you are in the wrong room.” — Confucius (April 1, 2022 at 9:42 pm)arewethereyet Wrote: I just got excited about a new scent of dish soap. Does it smell like Febreeze? Those commercials are close to the stupidest ones on the planet. Eliminating the odors is far better than adding a stinky cover.
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
(April 1, 2022 at 10:54 pm)Fireball Wrote:(April 1, 2022 at 9:42 pm)arewethereyet Wrote: I just got excited about a new scent of dish soap. Have you seen the big guy dancing around singing about Gain? Part of the lyrics are: I'm a Gainiac, Gainiac, check (may say smell, my hearing isn't perfect) my drawers...as he throws a pair of boxers over his shoulders. That one is so cringe-inducing. “If you are the smartest person in the room, then you are in the wrong room.” — Confucius (April 1, 2022 at 11:09 pm)arewethereyet Wrote:(April 1, 2022 at 10:54 pm)Fireball Wrote: Does it smell like Febreeze? Those commercials are close to the stupidest ones on the planet. Eliminating the odors is far better than adding a stinky cover. Missed that one. Well, maybe not so much. I really don't watch a lot of TV. That's up there with the (ancient) Pepto commercial where the people were grabbing their butts.
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
(April 1, 2022 at 11:29 pm)Fireball Wrote:(April 1, 2022 at 11:09 pm)arewethereyet Wrote: Have you seen the big guy dancing around singing about Gain? Part of the lyrics are: I'm a Gainiac, Gainiac, check (may say smell, my hearing isn't perfect) my drawers...as he throws a pair of boxers over his shoulders. That one is so cringe-inducing. They don' t do that part anymore... It kinda pisses me off. The one humorous bit of the fucking commercial and they nix it.... Rat bastards... RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
April 2, 2022 at 7:48 am
(This post was last modified: April 2, 2022 at 7:49 am by brewer.)
(April 1, 2022 at 11:09 pm)arewethereyet Wrote:(April 1, 2022 at 10:54 pm)Fireball Wrote: Does it smell like Febreeze? Those commercials are close to the stupidest ones on the planet. Eliminating the odors is far better than adding a stinky cover. My wife has been the butt of that joke for months now, in more than one way.
I don't have an anger problem, I have an idiot problem.
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