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Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
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Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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Of course I am not thinking of anyone in particular on this forum.   Angel
What fresh hell can this be? - Dorothy Parker
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(April 1, 2022 at 10:42 am)arewethereyet Wrote: [Image: mfBbJpW.png]

Of course I am not thinking of anyone in particular on this forum.   Angel

I'm only demon-esque!

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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(April 1, 2022 at 12:40 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote:
(April 1, 2022 at 10:42 am)arewethereyet Wrote: [Image: mfBbJpW.png]

Of course I am not thinking of anyone in particular on this forum.   Angel

I'm only demon-esque!

That’s what you ALL say.

Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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I just got excited about a new scent of dish soap.

Nobody warned me that adulthood was going to be such a non-stop thrill ride.
What fresh hell can this be? - Dorothy Parker
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(April 1, 2022 at 9:42 pm)arewethereyet Wrote: I just got excited about a new scent of dish soap.

Nobody warned me that adulthood was going to be such a non-stop thrill ride.

Does it smell like Febreeze? Those commercials are close to the stupidest ones on the planet. Eliminating the odors is far better than adding a stinky cover.
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
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(April 1, 2022 at 10:54 pm)Fireball Wrote:
(April 1, 2022 at 9:42 pm)arewethereyet Wrote: I just got excited about a new scent of dish soap.

Nobody warned me that adulthood was going to be such a non-stop thrill ride.

Does it smell like Febreeze? Those commercials are close to the stupidest ones on the planet. Eliminating the odors is far better than adding a stinky cover.

Have you seen the big guy dancing around singing about Gain?  Part of the lyrics are: I'm a Gainiac, Gainiac, check (may say smell, my hearing isn't perfect) my drawers...as he throws a pair of boxers over his shoulders.  That one is so cringe-inducing.
What fresh hell can this be? - Dorothy Parker
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(April 1, 2022 at 11:09 pm)arewethereyet Wrote:
(April 1, 2022 at 10:54 pm)Fireball Wrote: Does it smell like Febreeze? Those commercials are close to the stupidest ones on the planet. Eliminating the odors is far better than adding a stinky cover.

Have you seen the big guy dancing around singing about Gain?  Part of the lyrics are: I'm a Gainiac, Gainiac, check (may say smell, my hearing isn't perfect) my drawers...as he throws a pair of boxers over his shoulders.  That one is so cringe-inducing.

Missed that one. Well, maybe not so much. I really don't watch a lot of TV. That's up there with the (ancient) Pepto commercial where the people were grabbing their butts.  Wacky
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(April 1, 2022 at 11:29 pm)Fireball Wrote:
(April 1, 2022 at 11:09 pm)arewethereyet Wrote: Have you seen the big guy dancing around singing about Gain?  Part of the lyrics are: I'm a Gainiac, Gainiac, check (may say smell, my hearing isn't perfect) my drawers...as he throws a pair of boxers over his shoulders.  That one is so cringe-inducing.

Missed that one. Well, maybe not so much. I really don't watch a lot of TV. That's up there with the (ancient) Pepto commercial where the people were grabbing their butts.  Wacky

They don' t do that part anymore...

It kinda pisses me off.

The one humorous bit of the fucking commercial and they nix it....

Rat bastards...
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(April 1, 2022 at 11:09 pm)arewethereyet Wrote:
(April 1, 2022 at 10:54 pm)Fireball Wrote: Does it smell like Febreeze? Those commercials are close to the stupidest ones on the planet. Eliminating the odors is far better than adding a stinky cover.

Have you seen the big guy dancing around singing about Gain?  Part of the lyrics are: I'm a Gainiac, Gainiac, check (may say smell, my hearing isn't perfect) my drawers...as he throws a pair of boxers over his shoulders.  That one is so cringe-inducing.

My wife has been the butt of that joke for months now, in more than one way.
Being told you're delusional does not necessarily mean you're mental. 
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