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RE: So has Christ returned
April 21, 2022 at 3:56 pm
(April 21, 2022 at 2:57 pm)Abaddon_ire Wrote: never ceases to amaze me that these white supremacists fail to realise that jesus was not white (if he ever existed) and jesus was a communist (if the magic book was even vaguely true).
Almost as though they don't read their own magic book.
Church is like a weekly book club where no one has done the assigned reading.
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RE: So has Christ returned
April 21, 2022 at 7:49 pm
Jesus isn't coming back, having entered a state of very advanced decomposition.
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RE: So has Christ returned
April 21, 2022 at 7:52 pm
(April 21, 2022 at 7:49 pm)Jehanne Wrote: Jesus isn't coming back, having entered a state of very advanced decomposition.
If he ever existed.
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RE: So has Christ returned
April 21, 2022 at 11:24 pm
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Jesus is a hack.
teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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RE: So has Christ returned
May 10, 2022 at 7:21 am
(April 21, 2022 at 2:57 pm)Abaddon_ire Wrote: never ceases to amaze me that these white supremacists fail to realise that jesus was not white (if he ever existed) and jesus was a communist (if the magic book was even vaguely true).
Almost as though they don't read their own magic book.
Jesus advocated for generosity, not forced sharing through state run coercion. As far as I can tell Jesus spoke very little on political philosophy, he didn't come here to coerce people with governmental power, he came here to act as a guide for the common man.
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RE: So has Christ returned
May 10, 2022 at 8:51 am
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Jesus was apolitical, but not you, huh? You're talkin bout Those Damned Commies! and giving your god marching orders.
Borus comment about a book club without anyone doing the reading seems spot on. Jesus, in just one story, manages to call a woman a literal bitch for being from the wrong tribe....questioning why he should heal an untermensch's duaghter. She mentions that even dogs like her get scraps at the masters table...and this makes jesus laugh heartily.
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RE: So has Christ returned
May 10, 2022 at 9:02 am
Jesus was not for the poor, at least if you look at the history because in medieval times, 95% of people were poor peasants who were oppressed thanks to Jesus' philosophy. Kings, aristocracy, and clergy had a divine right to be cruel towards the poor/ peasants.
teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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RE: So has Christ returned
May 10, 2022 at 10:41 am
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Matthew 22: 17-21
Tell us, then, what you think. Is it lawful to pay taxes to Caesar, or not?” But Jesus, aware of their malice, said, “Why put me to the test, you hypocrites? Show me the coin for the tax.” And they brought him a denarius. And Jesus said to them, “Whose likeness and inscription is this?” They said, “Caesar's.” Then he said to them, “Therefore render to Caesar the things that are Caesar's, and to God the things that are God's.”
The advice from Jesus on how his followers should relate to the government can be summarized as: pay your taxes. Paul echoes this in his Epistle to the Romans.
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RE: So has Christ returned
May 10, 2022 at 2:24 pm
(May 10, 2022 at 10:41 am)Mister Agenda Wrote: Matthew 22: 17-21
Tell us, then, what you think. Is it lawful to pay taxes to Caesar, or not?” But Jesus, aware of their malice, said, “Why put me to the test, you hypocrites? Show me the coin for the tax.” And they brought him a denarius. And Jesus said to them, “Whose likeness and inscription is this?” They said, “Caesar's.” Then he said to them, “Therefore render to Caesar the things that are Caesar's, and to God the things that are God's.”
The advice from Jesus on how his followers should relate to the government can be summarized as: pay your taxes. Paul echoes this in his Epistle to the Romans.
If the quote is even authentic; the early Christians were Roman ass-kissers at this point in their history.
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RE: So has Christ returned
May 10, 2022 at 3:03 pm
Again?
18th century
Kondratiy Selivanov (c. 1730s-1832),
Ann Lee (1736-1784)
19th century
John Nichols Thom (1799-1838)
Arnold Potter (1804-1872)
Bah 'u'll h (1817-1892)
William W. Davies (1833-1906)
Mirza Ghulam Ahmad (1835-1908)
Cyrus Teed (1839-1908)
Carl Browne (1849-1914)
20th century
John Hugh Smyth-Pigott (1852-1927)
Haile Selassie I (1892-1975)
Ernest Norman (1904-1971)
Krishna Venta (1911-1958)
Jesu Oyingbo (1915-1988)
Ahn Sahng-hong (1918-1985)
Sun Myung Moon (1920-2012)
Jim Jones (1931-1978)
Marshall Applewhite (1931-1997)
Charles Manson (1934-2017)
Yahweh ben Yahweh (1935-2007)
Laszlo Toth (1938-2012)
Wayne Bent (1941)
Ariffin Mohammed (1943-2016)
Mitsuo Matayoshi (1944-2018)
Tony Quinn (1944)
Hogen Fukunaga (1945-)
Jos‚ Luis de Jes£s (1946-2013)
Inri Cristo (1948-)
Thomas Harrison Provenzano (1949-2000)
Hasan Mezarc- (1954-)
Shoko Asahara (1955-2018)
David Koresh (1959-1993)
Marina Tsvigun (1960-)
Sergey Torop (1961-)
21st century
Apollo Quiboloy (1950-)
Alan John Miller (1962-)
David Shayler (1965-)
Maurice Clemmons (1972-2009)
Oscar Ramiro Ortega-Hernandez (1990-)
Todd Kincannon (1981-)
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