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All my friends know I enjoy cooking and, though I say it as shouldn’t, one of them recently asked me what ideas I had for something she called ‘leftover bacon’.

I’ve never heard of this kind of bacon. Is it new?

Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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Mary Clancy goes up to Father McGuire after his Sunday morning service, and she’s in tears. He says, “So what’s bothering you, Mary my dear?”

She says, “Oh, Father, I’ve got terrible news. My husband passed away last night.”

The priest says, “Oh, Mary, that’s terrible. Tell me, Mary, did he have any last requests?”

She says, “That he did, Father.”

The priest says, “What did he ask, Mary? ”

She says, “He said, ‘Please Mary, put down that damn gun.’ “
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Just stole a Tesla.

Now it's an Edison.

Wink

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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A pun walks into a room and kills ten people.

Pun in, ten dead.

Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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Whats the difference between Jesus and a Thug.
Jesus says he is Holy and son of God.
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I have the body of an champion athlete, the brain of a genius, the heart of a poet...



...and the keys to the morgue.

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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Who still has a land line?

Old people.
"Never trust a fox. Looks like a dog, behaves like a cat."
~ Erin Hunter
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"Never trust a fox. Looks like a dog, behaves like a cat."
~ Erin Hunter
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Whats the difference between God and Maniac.
Maniac doesn't think he is Holy.
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(September 2, 2022 at 2:43 am)Tomato Wrote: Who still has a land line?

Old people.

I resemble that comment!

Bundling a land line with my Internet is cheaper than Internet alone.  Go figure.
Disappointing theists since 1968!
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