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Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
September 21, 2022 at 2:38 pm
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teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
September 21, 2022 at 2:58 pm
(September 21, 2022 at 12:55 pm)onlinebiker Wrote:
(September 21, 2022 at 12:29 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: At the funeral for one of my uncles (dad’s side), the music was ‘Yakkity Sax’. Live.

Boru
Extra points if the pallbearers pants fall down??

No, but my auntie thought he would have liked a lot of scantily-clad women scampering through the service. She was talked out of it, more’s the pity.

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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
September 21, 2022 at 3:01 pm
(September 21, 2022 at 2:58 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:
(September 21, 2022 at 12:55 pm)onlinebiker Wrote: Extra points if the pallbearers pants fall down??

No, but my auntie thought he would have liked a lot of scantily-clad women scampering through the service. She was talked out of it, more’s the pity.

Boru

Truly a shame. It' s not often one gets to set the standards of social conduct - more so, post mortem.....
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
September 21, 2022 at 3:48 pm
I found it hard not to burst out laughing at my mother's funeral, as they were lowering the coffin into the hole on a pair of canvas straps, one guys hand slipped and the coffin almost fell into the hole on it's end! oops!
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
September 21, 2022 at 6:16 pm
(September 21, 2022 at 12:29 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:
(September 21, 2022 at 9:04 am)onlinebiker Wrote: When we went to the funeral home to consult the director for the specifics of mom' s funeral - he asked if there was a specific piece of music mom would have liked to be played....


I said "Amazing Grace - played on a kazoo would work"....

I got my sense of humor from her....

She really WOULD have liked it....

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At the funeral for one of my uncles (dad’s side), the music was ‘Yakkity Sax’. Live.

Boru



For those not aware..."Yakkity Sax" was the saxophone music played during the chase scenes on the Benny Hill show.

Now I can't get that goddamn ear worm out of my head!

Fuck you, Boru...
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
September 21, 2022 at 6:19 pm
(September 21, 2022 at 2:58 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:
(September 21, 2022 at 12:55 pm)onlinebiker Wrote: Extra points if the pallbearers pants fall down??

No, but my auntie thought he would have liked a lot of scantily-clad women scampering through the service. She was talked out of it, more’s the pity.

Boru


I have always told anyone that will listen, that I'll be looking down the blouses of my hottie pallbearers.
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September 22, 2022 at 6:49 pm
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
September 22, 2022 at 11:23 pm
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"Change was inevitable"


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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
September 24, 2022 at 4:49 pm
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Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
September 24, 2022 at 5:31 pm
(September 24, 2022 at 4:49 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: [Image: Fdbyw-ZPUc-AAuyh8.jpg]
He needs to be sitting on a toilet and leaning over a cell phone.
"Change was inevitable"


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