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Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
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^Them: ‘This restaurant has no policy against smoking cigars!’

Me: ‘This restaurant also has no policy against me extinguishing your cigar with the contents of my gravy boat. You may send me the bill for your dry cleaning.’

Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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Autism Rabbi:





Why, yes, I do have autism.
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I was born with the gift of laughter and a sense the world is mad.
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I've often thought my mouthy attribute had to do with me being slightly autistic. That and my inability to maintain eye contact for long during conversation.
"Never trust a fox. Looks like a dog, behaves like a cat."
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(September 26, 2023 at 6:43 pm)Rev. Rye Wrote: Autism Rabbi:





Why, yes, I do have autism.

That's that guy from the Police Academy. I don't know why I am so surprised to see him anywhere else. Maybe because he doesn't seem like he is a real actor. I mean I am glad he pulled some other role as well in his life which you can't say for most people in that movie(s).
teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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(September 26, 2023 at 6:43 pm)Rev. Rye Wrote: Autism Rabbi:





Why, yes, I do have autism.

As do I.

Never diagnosed, as I grew up before autism or "on the spectrum" were ever a thing.

I was called an "egghead", a "nerd", a "geek", "shy", "a late bloomer", and was uncoordinated, and flapped when excited, etc..  The whole gamut of (now) easily identifiable "symptoms".

Fortunately, things turned out pretty well, perhaps even *because of* this characteristic.
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Today I said to my boss, "I just arrived at work and there was already an arsehole in my office!"

He replied, "Would you please stop calling me that?"

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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