Pretty sure I've seen some weird dimensional models somewhere suggesting that very thing, which would suggest the makers of "Thor" were doing the same Johnnie Walker drunk net surfing I was doing.
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Odin is better than jesus
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  Quote:Jesus is also his own dad. What a stupid religion.  (April 17, 2013 at 10:02 pm)frz Wrote:If that's supposed to be impressive, I'd like to see what you'd see to that:(April 9, 2013 at 4:49 pm)ChadWooters Wrote: Yeah, but Jesus's dad is very good at smiting.Jesus is also his own dad. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0VxLQZPqI2M
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![[Image: harmlesskitchen.png]](https://i.postimg.cc/yxR97P23/harmlesskitchen.png) I was born with the gift of laughter and a sense the world is mad. (April 17, 2013 at 10:31 pm)Rev. Rye Wrote:yeah, that came to mind too. At least this guy dont get on his knees and pray to himself.(April 17, 2013 at 10:02 pm)frz Wrote: Jesus is also his own dad.If that's supposed to be impressive, I'd like to see what you'd see to that: ![[Image: 1jesus_praying.jpg]](https://images.weserv.nl/?url=4.bp.blogspot.com%2F-Kw5QNyHOP8o%2FT3wODzE569I%2FAAAAAAAAB_M%2FU4GlQGws4U8%2Fs1600%2F1jesus_praying.jpg)
 (April 17, 2013 at 10:02 pm)frz Wrote:(April 9, 2013 at 4:49 pm)ChadWooters Wrote: Yeah, but Jesus's dad is very good at smiting.Jesus is also his own dad. This sounds like a Bill Engvall joke about county fairs. "I saw people there who could be their own dad." No wonder Jesus is popular with the rednecks. 
Of course Odin is better than Jesus... he can cause instant death with his Zantetsuken!
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 (April 18, 2013 at 3:31 pm)frankiej Wrote: Of course Odin is better than Jesus... he can cause instant death with his Zantetsuken! But he got his ass handed to him by that prettyboy Seifer. Enter the far superior Gilgamesh. 
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April 19, 2013 at 11:56 am
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Wha? Gilgamesh? That whole narrative was about him getting his ass handed to him in every conceivable way - so as to break his silly ass..in order that he could become a "proper" king.
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