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Odin is better than jesus

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Odin is better than jesus
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RE: Odin is better than jesus
April 10, 2013 at 9:57 am
Pretty sure I've seen some weird dimensional models somewhere suggesting that very thing, which would suggest the makers of "Thor" were doing the same Johnnie Walker drunk net surfing I was doing.
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RE: Odin is better than jesus
April 17, 2013 at 10:02 pm
(April 9, 2013 at 4:49 pm)ChadWooters Wrote: Yeah, but Jesus's dad is very good at smiting.
Jesus is also his own dad.
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#33
RE: Odin is better than jesus
April 17, 2013 at 10:05 pm
Quote:Jesus is also his own dad.

What a stupid religion.
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#34
RE: Odin is better than jesus
April 17, 2013 at 10:31 pm
(April 17, 2013 at 10:02 pm)frz Wrote:
(April 9, 2013 at 4:49 pm)ChadWooters Wrote: Yeah, but Jesus's dad is very good at smiting.
Jesus is also his own dad.
If that's supposed to be impressive, I'd like to see what you'd see to that:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0VxLQZPqI2M
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#35
RE: Odin is better than jesus
April 17, 2013 at 10:56 pm
(April 17, 2013 at 10:31 pm)Rev. Rye Wrote:
(April 17, 2013 at 10:02 pm)frz Wrote: Jesus is also his own dad.
If that's supposed to be impressive, I'd like to see what you'd see to that:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0VxLQZPqI2M
yeah, that came to mind too. At least this guy dont get on his knees and pray to himself.



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RE: Odin is better than jesus
April 18, 2013 at 3:11 pm
(April 17, 2013 at 10:02 pm)frz Wrote:
(April 9, 2013 at 4:49 pm)ChadWooters Wrote: Yeah, but Jesus's dad is very good at smiting.
Jesus is also his own dad.

This sounds like a Bill Engvall joke about county fairs. "I saw people there who could be their own dad."

No wonder Jesus is popular with the rednecks.
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RE: Odin is better than jesus
April 18, 2013 at 3:31 pm
Of course Odin is better than Jesus... he can cause instant death with his Zantetsuken!
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#38
RE: Odin is better than jesus
April 18, 2013 at 5:03 pm
(April 18, 2013 at 3:31 pm)frankiej Wrote: Of course Odin is better than Jesus... he can cause instant death with his Zantetsuken!

But he got his ass handed to him by that prettyboy Seifer.

Enter the far superior Gilgamesh. Tongue
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RE: Odin is better than jesus
April 19, 2013 at 11:56 am (This post was last modified: April 19, 2013 at 12:00 pm by The Grand Nudger.)
Wha? Gilgamesh? That whole narrative was about him getting his ass handed to him in every conceivable way - so as to break his silly ass..in order that he could become a "proper" king.
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#40
RE: Odin is better than jesus
April 19, 2013 at 12:15 pm
Rhythm... He's talking about this Gilgamesh



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