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Friends with benefits?
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My fuck buddy has been downgraded to a regular buddy because I tried to talk to him about spanking and it SCARED him... shiiiiiiiiit... ain't nobody got time for that!
(April 17, 2014 at 11:30 pm)My imaginary friend is GOD Wrote: My fuck buddy has been downgraded to a regular buddy because I tried to talk to him about spanking and it SCARED him... shiiiiiiiiit... ain't nobody got time for that! I thought you were a lesbo? I can't keep up with your ass.
Everything I needed to know about life I learned on Dagobah.
RE: Friends with benefits?
April 17, 2014 at 11:33 pm
(This post was last modified: April 17, 2014 at 11:33 pm by My imaginary friend is GOD.)
Well, Rahul, CLEARLY you haven't been in Area 69 recently. In the frenzy of my first manic episode, I had my first sexual experience with a guy, and he declared himself my fuck buddy. Now I'm declaring him NOT my fuck buddy, he can go suck his own dick.
(April 17, 2014 at 11:33 pm)My imaginary friend is GOD Wrote: Well, Rahul, CLEARLY you haven't been in Area 69 recently. In the frenzy of my first manic episode, I had my first sexual experience with a guy, and he declared himself my fuck buddy. Now I'm declaring him NOT my fuck buddy, he can go suck his own dick. I've never been in Area 69! I showed them my ID ages ago!
Everything I needed to know about life I learned on Dagobah.
It might be the way your hair looks in the pic, Rahul. Idk :p
Sorry to hear that my imaginary friend is god...kinda funny though that it scared him? what? lol I have a date tomorrow night. I met this guy out with friends last weekend, and we are going to dinner and then ...we'll see after that. I noticed this thread with TC/Phatt Matt as the last poster and it reminded me of his posts here. lol You're missed Matt, if you're reading this. RE: Friends with benefits?
April 18, 2014 at 8:39 am
(This post was last modified: April 18, 2014 at 8:39 am by My imaginary friend is GOD.)
(April 18, 2014 at 8:26 am)FlyingNarwhal Wrote:I didn't specify to him, I just asked him a question in passing, but both.(April 17, 2014 at 11:30 pm)My imaginary friend is GOD Wrote: My fuck buddy has been downgraded to a regular buddy because I tried to talk to him about spanking and it SCARED him... shiiiiiiiiit... ain't nobody got time for that!
Haha well that sucks for him, I guess he's a bit skittish. Personally I've never really liked being spanked, its my job to dole put the spankings. I love making them asses red!
You can spank me any time you want, if our safe word is Xena and you respect the safe word
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