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RE: Friends with benefits?
April 17, 2014 at 11:29 pm
I miss Phatt Matt. Sad
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RE: Friends with benefits?
April 17, 2014 at 11:30 pm
My fuck buddy has been downgraded to a regular buddy because I tried to talk to him about spanking and it SCARED him... shiiiiiiiiit... ain't nobody got time for that!
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RE: Friends with benefits?
April 17, 2014 at 11:32 pm
(April 17, 2014 at 11:30 pm)My imaginary friend is GOD Wrote: My fuck buddy has been downgraded to a regular buddy because I tried to talk to him about spanking and it SCARED him... shiiiiiiiiit... ain't nobody got time for that!

I thought you were a lesbo?

I can't keep up with your ass.
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RE: Friends with benefits?
April 17, 2014 at 11:33 pm (This post was last modified: April 17, 2014 at 11:33 pm by My imaginary friend is GOD.)
Well, Rahul, CLEARLY you haven't been in Area 69 recently. In the frenzy of my first manic episode, I had my first sexual experience with a guy, and he declared himself my fuck buddy. Now I'm declaring him NOT my fuck buddy, he can go suck his own dick.
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RE: Friends with benefits?
April 17, 2014 at 11:38 pm
(April 17, 2014 at 11:33 pm)My imaginary friend is GOD Wrote: Well, Rahul, CLEARLY you haven't been in Area 69 recently. In the frenzy of my first manic episode, I had my first sexual experience with a guy, and he declared himself my fuck buddy. Now I'm declaring him NOT my fuck buddy, he can go suck his own dick.

I've never been in Area 69!

I showed them my ID ages ago!

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RE: Friends with benefits?
April 17, 2014 at 11:44 pm
It might be the way your hair looks in the pic, Rahul. Idk :p

Sorry to hear that my imaginary friend is god...kinda funny though that it scared him? what? lol

I have a date tomorrow night. I met this guy out with friends last weekend, and we are going to dinner and then ...we'll see after that.

I noticed this thread with TC/Phatt Matt as the last poster and it reminded me of his posts here. lol You're missed Matt, if you're reading this. Wink
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RE: Friends with benefits?
April 18, 2014 at 8:26 am
(April 17, 2014 at 11:30 pm)My imaginary friend is GOD Wrote: My fuck buddy has been downgraded to a regular buddy because I tried to talk to him about spanking and it SCARED him... shiiiiiiiiit... ain't nobody got time for that!

You wanted to spank him or you wanted to get spanked?
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RE: Friends with benefits?
April 18, 2014 at 8:39 am (This post was last modified: April 18, 2014 at 8:39 am by My imaginary friend is GOD.)
(April 18, 2014 at 8:26 am)FlyingNarwhal Wrote:
(April 17, 2014 at 11:30 pm)My imaginary friend is GOD Wrote: My fuck buddy has been downgraded to a regular buddy because I tried to talk to him about spanking and it SCARED him... shiiiiiiiiit... ain't nobody got time for that!

You wanted to spank him or you wanted to get spanked?
I didn't specify to him, I just asked him a question in passing, but both. ROFLOL
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RE: Friends with benefits?
April 18, 2014 at 8:49 am
Haha well that sucks for him, I guess he's a bit skittish. Personally I've never really liked being spanked, its my job to dole put the spankings. I love making them asses red!
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RE: Friends with benefits?
April 18, 2014 at 9:10 am
You can spank me any time you want, if our safe word is Xena and you respect the safe word Tongue
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