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Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!!
RE: Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!!
Just wondering how many you've managed to add to your boarding list, rev. But I don't think you should add Mage unless you've given him a hand or Losty either unless you can guarantee the menage a trois she requested.
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(July 17, 2014 at 7:17 am)whateverist Wrote: Just wondering how many you've managed to add to your boarding list, rev. But I don't think you should add Mage unless you've given him a hand or Losty either unless you can guarantee the menage a trois she requested.

So far none have entered in. However, by God's mercy, the door is still open and the rains have not begun. Whateverist, will you walk up the ramp and enter in with me and be saved? Be the first and others may follow. All are welcomed to repent and receive salvation from Jesus. Begging
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(July 17, 2014 at 8:49 am)Revelation777 Wrote: So far none have entered in. However, by God's mercy, the door is still open and the rains have not begun. Whateverist, will you walk up the ramp and enter in with me and be saved? Be the first and others may follow. All are welcomed to repent and receive salvation from Jesus.
There's your threesome, Losty.
"Well, evolution is a theory. It is also a fact. And facts and theories are different things, not rungs in a hierarchy of increasing certainty. Facts are the world's data. Theories are structures of ideas that explain and interpret facts. Facts don't go away when scientists debate rival theories to explain them. Einstein's theory of gravitation replaced Newton's in this century, but apples didn't suspend themselves in midair, pending the outcome. And humans evolved from ape- like ancestors whether they did so by Darwin's proposed mechanism or by some other yet to be discovered."

-Stephen Jay Gould
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(July 17, 2014 at 8:49 am)Revelation777 Wrote:
(July 17, 2014 at 7:17 am)whateverist Wrote: Just wondering how many you've managed to add to your boarding list, rev. But I don't think you should add Mage unless you've given him a hand or Losty either unless you can guarantee the menage a trois she requested.

So far none have entered in. However, by God's mercy, the door is still open and the rains have not begun. Whateverist, will you walk up the ramp and enter in with me and be saved? Be the first and others may follow. All are welcomed to repent and receive salvation from Jesus. Begging

What? This sounds like something someone would say jokingly to make fun of preachers....
(August 21, 2017 at 11:31 pm)KevinM1 Wrote: "I'm not a troll"
Religious Views: He gay

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Hammy Wrote:and we also have a sheep on our bed underneath as well
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Is...is this serious?
In every country and every age, the priest had been hostile to Liberty.
- Thomas Jefferson
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(July 17, 2014 at 10:17 am)FatAndFaithless Wrote: Is...is this serious?

Depends on whether or not you want to join the ark orgy...
If so well see you around 11pm

If you think that's creepy then don't worry it's not serious...
Wink Shades
(August 21, 2017 at 11:31 pm)KevinM1 Wrote: "I'm not a troll"
Religious Views: He gay

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Hammy Wrote:and we also have a sheep on our bed underneath as well
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(July 17, 2014 at 10:28 am)Losty Wrote:
(July 17, 2014 at 10:17 am)FatAndFaithless Wrote: Is...is this serious?

Depends on whether or not you want to join the ark orgy...
If so well see you around 11pm

If you think that's creepy then don't worry it's not serious...
Wink Shades

Is there an entrance fee? A first born son? Or maybe a number of purloined foreksins?
In every country and every age, the priest had been hostile to Liberty.
- Thomas Jefferson
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In this ark orgy will sheep be provided or should I bring my own? Fancy dress or casual?
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Fancy for the humans, lingerie of course for the sheep.
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(July 17, 2014 at 10:31 am)JesusHChrist Wrote: In this ark orgy will sheep be provided or should I bring my own? Fancy dress or casual?

Strictly leather. This is the bronze age after all. And there will be only 7 pairs of "clean" sheep. You'll just have to share. Tongue
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