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Write your own commandments
#21
RE: Write your own commandments
(July 26, 2015 at 12:14 pm)Losty Wrote:
(July 26, 2015 at 12:05 pm)Neimenovic Wrote: Mmmmkay, how much does the job pay? Would you like a waffle?

Oh it's not a paying gig, if chosen, you will be honored to follow me around and learn my ways. One day you may earn the title of harlot and select 69 of your own disciples. That's why harlotry is better than Christianity, because you have a chance for promotion. You can work your way to becoming a Jesus.

I'll stick to my waffles, thanks O_o
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#22
Write your own commandments
(July 26, 2015 at 11:56 am)Losty Wrote: Thou shalt rep Losty

I obeyed your commandment.
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#23
RE: Write your own commandments
1. If you need me to tell you not to murder and rape people, seek professional help. You may be a psycopath/sociopath.
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#24
RE: Write your own commandments
(July 26, 2015 at 11:59 am)Losty Wrote:
(July 26, 2015 at 6:06 am)Atheist_BG Wrote: 2. Do not have affairs with your closest friends' GFs of BFs.

Can I have an affair with my bff and her bf?

It's one of my own "commandments" or... a code I live by. Much like the pirate's code (POTC). Tongue  It means that the friendship of a person is more important to me than the momentary pleasure of having sex with their GF/BF.

As for your question, do what you want. There's no god, so the only one who's gonna judge you is your BFF. If he/she is ok with having a threesome, then why not? Wink
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#25
RE: Write your own commandments
Go to 1:10 Big Grin

http://youtu.be/LX6lB9Ys4uE
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#26
RE: Write your own commandments
Hearing that Jesus had silenced the Sadducees, the Pharisees got together. One of them, an expert in the law, tested him with this question: “Teacher, which is the greatest commandment in the Law?”


Jesus replied: Masturbate no less than once a week. 
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#27
RE: Write your own commandments
(July 26, 2015 at 5:20 am)Neimenovic Wrote: 1. Try your hardest not to be a cunt

Actually, this is the only rule that you need
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#28
RE: Write your own commandments
(July 27, 2015 at 7:43 am)Nope Wrote:
(July 26, 2015 at 5:20 am)Neimenovic Wrote: 1. Try your hardest not to be a cunt

Actually, this is the only rule that you need

But religious people don't see themselves as cunts. Nobody sees themselves as a bad person.
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#29
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Sadly the more of a cunt you are, the less you care about it, so it seems.
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#30
RE: Write your own commandments
Quote:A list of Ten Commandments for a chaotic neutral religion may look like this:
1. You shall lie to promote your freedom.
2. You shall not kill the innocent.
3. You shall not murder.
4. You shall help the needy if such action promotes your freedom.
5. You shall honor no authority above yourself.
6. You shall break the law whenever convenient.
7. You shall not betray others unless your life is in jeopardy.
8. You shall not aid enemies of freedom or those who promote law.
9. You shall pursue pleasure.
10. You shall promote unlimited freedom for yourself.

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