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Longhorn · July 26, 2015 at 12:16 pm

(July 26, 2015 at 12:14 pm)Losty Wrote:
(July 26, 2015 at 12:05 pm)Neimenovic Wrote: Mmmmkay, how much does the job pay? Would you like a waffle?

Oh it's not a paying gig, if chosen, you will be honored to follow me around and learn my ways. One day you may earn the title of harlot and select 69 of your own disciples. That's why harlotry is better than Christianity, because you have a chance for promotion. You can work your way to becoming a Jesus.

I'll stick to my waffles, thanks O_o

KUSA · July 26, 2015 at 12:55 pm

(July 26, 2015 at 11:56 am)Losty Wrote: Thou shalt rep Losty

I obeyed your commandment.

**robvalue** · (This post was last modified: July 27, 2015 at 4:06 am by robvalue.)

1. If you need me to tell you not to murder and rape people, seek professional help. You may be a psycopath/sociopath.

rado84 · July 27, 2015 at 4:17 am

(July 26, 2015 at 11:59 am)Losty Wrote:
(July 26, 2015 at 6:06 am)Atheist_BG Wrote: 2. Do not have affairs with your closest friends' GFs of BFs.

Can I have an affair with my bff and her bf?

It's one of my own "commandments" or... a code I live by. Much like the pirate's code (POTC). Tongue

It means that the friendship of a person is more important to me than the momentary pleasure of having sex with their GF/BF.

As for your question, do what you want. There's no god, so the only one who's gonna judge you is your BFF. If he/she is ok with having a threesome, then why not? Wink

**robvalue** · (This post was last modified: July 27, 2015 at 4:21 am by robvalue.)

Mudhammam · July 27, 2015 at 7:15 am

Hearing that Jesus had silenced the Sadducees, the Pharisees got together. One of them, an expert in the law, tested him with this question: “Teacher, which is the greatest commandment in the Law?”

Jesus replied: Masturbate no less than once a week.

Nope · July 27, 2015 at 7:43 am

(July 26, 2015 at 5:20 am)Neimenovic Wrote: 1. Try your hardest not to be a cunt

Actually, this is the only rule that you need

BrokenQuill92 · July 27, 2015 at 7:49 am

(July 27, 2015 at 7:43 am)Nope Wrote:
(July 26, 2015 at 5:20 am)Neimenovic Wrote: 1. Try your hardest not to be a cunt

Actually, this is the only rule that you need

But religious people don't see themselves as cunts. Nobody sees themselves as a bad person.

**robvalue** · July 27, 2015 at 10:53 am

Sadly the more of a cunt you are, the less you care about it, so it seems.

**Spooky** · (This post was last modified: July 27, 2015 at 1:27 pm by Spooky.)

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