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How are you going to commit to the war on Christmas?
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I've decided that year by year, day by day, I'm going to force Christmas into earlier and earlier parts of the year, stepping all over several other holidays and filling more and more of each person's life with annoying Christmas music and displays until literally everyone hates Christmas. I should probably travel back in time first for maximum effect, though. BRB.
Verbatim from the mouth of Jesus (retranslated from a retranslation of a copy of a copy):
"Do not judge, or you too will be judged. For in the same way you judge others, you too will be judged, and with the measure you use, it will be measured to you. How can you see your brother's head up his ass when your own vision is darkened by your head being even further up your ass? How can you say to your brother, 'Get your head out of your ass,' when all the time your head is up your own ass? You hypocrite! First take your head out of your own ass, and then you will see clearly who has his head up his ass and who doesn't." Matthew 7:1-5 (also Luke 6: 41-42) Also, I has a website: www.RedbeardThePink.com 
The extent of the "war" is to reply "happy Mithras day" to anybody wishing me a merry Christmas.
 It's a non-event. Yule, however, we usually get hammered.  (November 8, 2015 at 10:18 am)vorlon13 Wrote: I'm going to find a Christian baby, eats it all up, and poop it into a stocking on the mantle of the babies parents fireplace on Christmas eve !!! There was no dick. 
 ![[Image: fsm_xmas.jpg]](https://images.weserv.nl/?url=i119.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fo139%2Fblueollie%2Fsilly%2Ffsm_xmas.jpg) We'll be having lasagna and jesus can go fuck himself. 
As a third party in this war who just thinks it's stupid that anyone would be offended by "Merry Christmas' "Happy Hanukkah" "Happy Kwanza" or "Happy Holidays" I will be telling anyone who complains about any of that shit to go fuck themselves.
As an atheist, I'm going to demean, trivialize, and corrupt their precious Christmas in the most direct and diabolical method possible....
I'm going to celebrate it!  
I am going to wish people "happy holidays" instead of happy Christmas, even though we don't have holidays at that time in the UK only Christmas. Take that religion.
You can fix ignorance, you can't fix stupid. Tinkety Tonk and down with the Nazis.  RE: How are you going to commit to the war on Christmas?
November 8, 2015 at 1:10 pm
(This post was last modified: November 8, 2015 at 1:27 pm by Athene.)
Considering assembling a team of criminal masterminds for a series of canned pumpkin and cranberry sauce heists.
*sarcasm* 
I might fill up on food and booze while dressed in my lacy black bra, panties, stockings and sussies, tight micro mini, plunging crop top, stilettos and long black wig. Eat, drink and be Mary.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
 RE: How are you going to commit to the war on Christmas?
November 8, 2015 at 2:39 pm
(This post was last modified: November 8, 2015 at 2:40 pm by drfuzzy.)
ooh . . . really? . . . I can join the war on Xmas? Now, what havoc can I wreak with this lovely green lightsaber?? Hmm. I can surely wish everyone "Happy Holidays" and force choke anyone who says "Merry Xmas". And I think my house lights this year will be Royal blue, for our baseball team.
But you know, I still have to play Mass with the choir. But they love their eggnog. They really really LURVE their eggnog. So, I'm bringing gallons of very strong eggnog, with lots of cups and napkins. I think their choir loft needs a Festivus pole. After a few cups of eggnog, before Mass starts, we need to indulge in a Festivus "Air of Grievances". By this time, they won't notice if I have changed the lyrics to some of the Xmas carols, and they would surely sing "Grandma got run over by a reindeer" "all I want for Xmas is you" and "I want a hippopotamus for Xmas" with gusto, instead of their usual baby jesus stuff. The Grinch theme sounds great on the organ. This should guarantee my final ejection from church work. I'll be hunting for some part-time playing jobs in Jan. 2016.
"The family that prays together...is brainwashing their children."- Albert Einstein
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