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RE: "Ark Encounter" Officially Open!
July 11, 2016 at 7:21 am
(July 10, 2016 at 4:20 pm)Stimbo Wrote: Probably a couple of blokes having buttsecks in Brighton or something.
Prohibitions make sex more appealing. I don't think it would be too hard to find two blokes having buttsecks within a mile radius of the Answers in Genocide Theme Park.
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RE: "Ark Encounter" Officially Open!
July 13, 2016 at 1:57 pm
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RE: "Ark Encounter" Officially Open!
July 14, 2016 at 4:27 pm
I guess attendance has been sparse. Starting the promos real early.
http://www.rawstory.com/2016/07/creation...rk-museum/
Quote:Creationist Ken Ham offers public schools a massive discount to bring kids to his Ark museum
Quote:Hopefully, any school that actually takes advantage of this offer will go there to have students point and laugh at exhibits of Noah’s family rounding up dinosaurs onto an ark.
That said, there is sadly a chance that schools will see the Ark Encounter as a legitimate “educational” exercise, which is why groups like the FFRF are sounding the alarm to parents who don’t want their kids coming home from school believing the Earth was created 6,000 years ago and that Jesus used to heal lepers while riding around on a triceratops.
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RE: "Ark Encounter" Officially Open!
July 14, 2016 at 4:32 pm
(July 14, 2016 at 4:27 pm)Minimalist Wrote: I guess attendance has been sparse. Starting the promos real early.
http://www.rawstory.com/2016/07/creation...rk-museum/
Quote:Creationist Ken Ham offers public schools a massive discount to bring kids to his Ark museum
Quote:Hopefully, any school that actually takes advantage of this offer will go there to have students point and laugh at exhibits of Noah’s family rounding up dinosaurs onto an ark.
That said, there is sadly a chance that schools will see the Ark Encounter as a legitimate “educational” exercise, which is why groups like the FFRF are sounding the alarm to parents who don’t want their kids coming home from school believing the Earth was created 6,000 years ago and that Jesus used to heal lepers while riding around on a triceratops.
He whined yesterday about the FFRF telling schools not to take kids to this dump on Twitter.
Had to make a snide remark.
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RE: "Ark Encounter" Officially Open!
July 15, 2016 at 1:23 am
Damn straight. Schools are there for education, not for pandering to the delusions of others.
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RE: "Ark Encounter" Officially Open!
July 15, 2016 at 1:26 am
(This post was last modified: July 15, 2016 at 1:26 am by The Grand Nudger.)
You'll never sit at the head of a school board in the US with an attitude like that.
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RE: "Ark Encounter" Officially Open!
July 15, 2016 at 8:58 am
(July 8, 2016 at 10:19 am)vorlon13 Wrote: If I heard correctly, the admission is $40.
I can't imagine any repeat business, and once most of the folks within 50 miles of it that want to see it have seen it, it will dry up and blow away.
The Ark! The flood! "dry up and blow away". Now you're just being downright rude!
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RE: "Ark Encounter" Officially Open!
July 15, 2016 at 9:05 am
I wish Ken's cretinist cronies would have the courage of their convictions, fill the boat with whatever they think they'd need, get in it and just float the fuck away.
I wonder why they won't... (rhetorically)
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RE: "Ark Encounter" Officially Open!
July 15, 2016 at 11:18 am
Quote:fill the boat with whatever they think they'd need
Bibles?
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RE: "Ark Encounter" Officially Open!
July 15, 2016 at 11:21 am
Crisp dollar bills.
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